Today, my grandma walked into my house drunk. She was mumbling something about her being a badass because she beat someone with a pool stick at a bar. She's 68 years old. FML
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dareyale 13
Hey guys OP here. Well I love my grandma but she always decides to come in during the early hours of the morning. She's always been like this. This one time when I was younger she took me on a wild hunt for her boyfriend. We pulled up outside an old motel and there he was. In a car. With a Hooker. My grandma jumped out the car and took off. She pulled them both out the car and started beating him. Have you ever seen a Hooker take off so fast in heels?!
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puppster391 16
Oh, Grandma ;)
domking1315 20
I would advise that you don't piss her off...
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Comments (128)
mali90 5
Coolest Grandma ever
SaxophoneHero 12
"Bartender, I'll have what she's having!"
gatorgirl2669 6
OMG Your gma is ride or die... she is bad ass.. at least you know if anything ever happens shes got your back... i wanna be like hee when i grow up.... lol be proud of her cause at least she aint cray cray like mine
saulito51 7
2bee onest u have a cool gramma
JME0058 8
You should make a blog telling all the crazy ass shit that your grandma does. I bet a lot of people would laugh their asses off at it.
Defecately 18
Oh my that's awesome! I would have laughed so hard if my grandma had done that!
elee2167 3
that's a bad ass grandma
NostalgiaFreak9 43
Some people never grow up and learn.
twistedskittles 17
your grandma sounds awesome! I wish my grandma was this cool.
sgibson982136 10
kind of been there. mh grandpa took her meds and thought she would go to the gas station. while there she was so loopy that she was knocking stuff off the shelves which got the cops called. she punched one of them amd was taken to the hospital then made to walk home (she was 60 years old) lol