Today, my grandma walked into my house drunk. She was mumbling something about her being a badass because she beat someone with a pool stick at a bar. She's 68 years old. FML
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dareyale 13
Hey guys OP here. Well I love my grandma but she always decides to come in during the early hours of the morning. She's always been like this. This one time when I was younger she took me on a wild hunt for her boyfriend. We pulled up outside an old motel and there he was. In a car. With a Hooker. My grandma jumped out the car and took off. She pulled them both out the car and started beating him. Have you ever seen a Hooker take off so fast in heels?!
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puppster391 16
Oh, Grandma ;)
domking1315 20
I would advise that you don't piss her off...
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Comments (128)
Mobyman30 9
There's nothing funnier than a drunk grandma...
SolarFlare 20
Well, if OP is in trouble, she can always count on her grandmamma, instead of a big strong brother.
ajaj26 12
Nana Gangster!
CrissyyyS2 22
Reading all these "Grandma is a Badass" comments makes me imagine her in a Borderlands game (:
fakedsincerity 32
This is the opposite of FMLworthy. Go Granny!
perdix 31
Badasses don't retire -- they either get murdered or die of multiple STDs.
blankjack 6
You better agree to everything she says!
Gothicbunnyx3 16
Just wait til their 69 ;)
edbighead1 1
Bitches shouldn't mess with gram gram
haaaanners 10
forgetting the fact that she injured someone, remember that cool doesn't depend on your age ;)