Today, my grandma walked into my house drunk. She was mumbling something about her being a badass because she beat someone with a pool stick at a bar. She's 68 years old. FML
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dareyale 13
Hey guys OP here. Well I love my grandma but she always decides to come in during the early hours of the morning. She's always been like this. This one time when I was younger she took me on a wild hunt for her boyfriend. We pulled up outside an old motel and there he was. In a car. With a Hooker. My grandma jumped out the car and took off. She pulled them both out the car and started beating him. Have you ever seen a Hooker take off so fast in heels?!
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puppster391 16
Oh, Grandma ;)
domking1315 20
I would advise that you don't piss her off...
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Comments (128)
Axel5238 29
This is one of those few times you can you "my grandmother fights better than you" as a taunt. Also, now you have almost no excuse to lose a fight if your grandma can beat someone with a pool cue.
sengmeng 4
Your grandma's a badass.
asherm 15
I'm going to be that woman, although I have no kids, so won't be a grandma
kelsicanreed 13
my idol.
KylarStern19 7
Sounds like a badass grandma
Tblankk34 8
Ohhhhh grandma, go back on your meds.
elizacandle 29
Go grandma!
xXNerrrdXx 16
she isn't that old ! GO GO SUPER GRANNY !! xD
Ibeatmyself 3
Your grandma rocks how many people can say that about their grandma
lexisJO 11
First FML in awhile that has literally made me LOL. Tell your grandma that she's ******* awesome!