Today, my grandma walked into my house drunk. She was mumbling something about her being a badass because she beat someone with a pool stick at a bar. She's 68 years old. FML
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dareyale 13
Hey guys OP here. Well I love my grandma but she always decides to come in during the early hours of the morning. She's always been like this. This one time when I was younger she took me on a wild hunt for her boyfriend. We pulled up outside an old motel and there he was. In a car. With a Hooker. My grandma jumped out the car and took off. She pulled them both out the car and started beating him. Have you ever seen a Hooker take off so fast in heels?!
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puppster391 16
Oh, Grandma ;)
domking1315 20
I would advise that you don't piss her off...
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Comments (128)
chosha_fml 27
I guess she won't be knitting or baking cookies anytime soon.
capscorner01 5
She must have done it in her youth. Daydreaming about the past
redstone7693 29
Granny gangsta
IT_Nird95 9
This sounds like something my seventh degree black belt grandma would say if drunk. That's an awesome grandma you got there.
CommanderZooJob 8
Does this sound like George Lopez's mother from his show? Anyone.. heh
dareyale 13
Hey guys OP here. Well I love my grandma but she always decides to come in during the early hours of the morning. She's always been like this. This one time when I was younger she took me on a wild hunt for her boyfriend. We pulled up outside an old motel and there he was. In a car. With a Hooker. My grandma jumped out the car and took off. She pulled them both out the car and started beating him. Have you ever seen a Hooker take off so fast in heels?!
Guardian88 21
Thats awesome!!!
sykokitti 15
I'm sorry but I wouldn't be able to come home sober to that face either
uoeno_fml 20
Can you be any more rude? Get a life, #110
Fireashes250 16
What's your problem #110? You won't even show your whole face. So stop being rude to other people for no reason. :D
jake6365 9
your grandma is a badass
ottokat 15
Your life fascinates me, OP. I can't wait to see your grandma on Top 20 Most Shocking. FYL, though.
LadyClarik 8
That in and of its self is very own FML. Please send in more granny, ho beating awesomeness.
Baytheshark 14
My grandma was crazy like this. :) I miss her.
nurchok 15
Enjoy your badass grandma while you can. She won't always be around. I just lost one, now have only one left, and I live on the other side of the planet...
Obey_StudBoii 23
Your grandma is badass.
MorkaneBloodrage 16
Sadly yes. I too live in Alabama. And the hookers down here can run really fast. Specially when someone is beating the crap out of their "John" and it aint their pimp.
saulito51 7
2bee onest u have a cool gramma
45thTBirds 7
Today, some old lady beat my ass for having sex with my boyfriend. FML
AnonThoughts 23
sounds like my boyfriends grandma. Wish I had a grandma like that.
Fuji76 15
Just wait till she hits 69! Ba-dum-tsss!
RedPillSucks 33
She's not gonna hit 69, she's gonna beat the shit outta it!
acrasia 5
Well that is bad ass, at her age.
LittleMsAwesome 6
she sounds delightful :)