Today, my grandma walked into my house drunk. She was mumbling something about her being a badass because she beat someone with a pool stick at a bar. She's 68 years old. FML
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dareyale 13
Hey guys OP here. Well I love my grandma but she always decides to come in during the early hours of the morning. She's always been like this. This one time when I was younger she took me on a wild hunt for her boyfriend. We pulled up outside an old motel and there he was. In a car. With a Hooker. My grandma jumped out the car and took off. She pulled them both out the car and started beating him. Have you ever seen a Hooker take off so fast in heels?!
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puppster391 16
Oh, Grandma ;)
domking1315 20
I would advise that you don't piss her off...
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Comments (128)
yellowaholic 25
Well she took living life to the fullest to a whole new level.
Wolstenholme 11
Jeezus, someone ****** with the wrong grandma.
SirEbro 7
Granny gone wild
jessBeAqueen 13
I dont an fml here. you grandma sounds awsome. I can just imagine how she was while you were growing ul. i wouldve kept her around as a body guard.
cottoncandymango 17
What? She IS a badass! Congratulate her! :)
pdp_fml 21
This grandma must have one hell of a temper. Don't get her mad.
hiholls 13
Your grandma sounds awesome! Unless of course you mean this has never actually happened and she's become unwell as early as 68. Otherwise, she could be reminiscing about a past event and she's got a sense of humor about it. She sounds funny :)
whoracle_fml 12
My grandma can't do that. So this is kinda like a "my dad can beat up your dad" kinda thing... But with grandmas
photoquilty 6
68 isn't that old. When I was in HS, my grandparents were in their late 80s, and didn't even go to the grocery store, much less bars. My parents are in their 60s now - my dad is 67 - and they're in better shape than most people I know. Can you explain how this is FML worthy? It's funny, but I don't think it has any impact on you.
tfriend3 15
She's reckless for an old lady haha keep an eye on her OP. That being said I'd pay to hear my grandma tell me stories like that, you're lucky!