Today, my grandma walked into my house drunk. She was mumbling something about her being a badass because she beat someone with a pool stick at a bar. She's 68 years old. FML
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dareyale 13
Hey guys OP here. Well I love my grandma but she always decides to come in during the early hours of the morning. She's always been like this. This one time when I was younger she took me on a wild hunt for her boyfriend. We pulled up outside an old motel and there he was. In a car. With a Hooker. My grandma jumped out the car and took off. She pulled them both out the car and started beating him. Have you ever seen a Hooker take off so fast in heels?!
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puppster391 16
Oh, Grandma ;)
domking1315 20
I would advise that you don't piss her off...
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Comments (128)
kathryn14 19
Drunk Grandma strikes again
Larry01_fml 19
haha your grandma is badass
tegraturbo2000 15
grandma wont be getting ran over by any reigndeers
angelitared 27
Attack of the evil nana!
shadowfighter10 9
I'm not seeing the "FML" worthiness here. Your grandma is living how she wants. More power to that badass old lady!
CharresBarkrey 16
The only FML I see here is for the grandma for having such a lame granddaughter.
CookieLovesBoo 16
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CookieLovesBoo 16
I didn't mean to post this sorry . :c
SuperDanielNL 23
Badass granny all the way. kinda reminds me of Butter's grandma in South Park, "You're grandma's bitch now"
colvindj 22
she's either delusional or telling the truth and really is a badass.
bubble_burst 16
Sweet home Alabama!!!!
bingbongbingbong 11
World best grandma award ?