Today, my grandma's chihuahua was run over while I was taking her for a walk. She later whispered to me, "It should have been you." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while at the dinner table, my grandmother told me she backed over a cat. FML
Today, my dog showed me her latest kill. Too bad it was the stuffed animals my dead grandmother had given me as a child that had a lot of sentimental value to me. FML
Today, my dog died and I told my grandfather I wanted her to be cremated. I came home later to find him burning her in our barbecue pit. FML
Today, I laughed at my grandma's chihuahua poodle mix, as it barked at me entering the house. "What are you going to do, nibble me to death?" is apparently enough to make it jump and bite me. I needed five stitches. FML
Today, I took my dog for a walk. He became friendly with another dog, and I reached down to pet them both. Suddenly, an old woman ran up to me and whacked me with her cane repeatedly. Apparently, her previous dog had been kidnapped by a woman who looked a lot like me. FML
Today, my mother-in-law tried to "accidentally" run me over. FML
Today, after mourning and making my girlfriend cancel her big birthday party, I found out my grandma didn't actually die. FML
Today, I went to visit my grandmother. My grandfather recently died, so I had gotten her a cat for comfort. Turns out in her sadness, she had forgotten about the cat. I found its remains being eaten by ants and birds. FML
Today, while at my aunt's funeral, my grandma who has terrible memory loss asked me whose funeral we were at. I had to explain to her that her daughter had died. FML
Today, my grandmother died. No one called me to let me know she passed. I found out because people kept writing RIP on her Facebook wall. My siblings and I weren't even mentioned in her obituary with the other grandchildren, but they did remember to mention her dog. FML
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Top comments
masterofflight 8
your grandma surely loves you
babyblueyes 27
I'd whisper back "it's gonna be you" smile and walk away.
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Comments (92)
skyeyez9 25
I have a chihuahua. If you train them well, they are very well behaved and not gigantic assholes. Mine is very laid back.
Old_Iron_Sides 6
How did you train the chihuahua to walk your grandmother?
Sonotsuave 37
I'm so sorry, this made me laugh. Not that its funny in any way, just imagining it...
trucksfar45 7
Can't stop laughing at this.
nplatinum 4
It should have been grandma! But thank you for getting rid of another chihuahua!
AG1216 18
i have a chihuahua. They are wonderful dogs if they are socialized properly and have good health etc. My dog can be nippy, but she has hock laxity and will need leg braces, has allergies etc etc. Thats very rude of you to wish a non human's death.
Gvfell 9
The chihuahua's ghost said that?
SAgirl 23
Who was walking the dog?
MrsAlexander83 10
Haha! Nothing like a chihuahua fur baby to bring out the violence in people! I should know...I have one! ;)
lovely2567 5
LMAO! Sometimes I think people make these up!
KamiyaHaine 18
Were you not careful enough? My dogs are carried when crossing the street & we don't jaywalk with her.