Today, my grandma and I were watching the Ranger's playoff game. As Henrik Lundqvist received a standing ovation from the crowd after blocking 38 shots, she says to me, "Check out his equipment!" My 80-year old grandma just commented on Henrik Lundqvist's package. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was at the Kings Avalanche game in Denver. Anže Kopitar scored a hat trick and people threw hats in. Someone ripped my own hat off my head and tossed it on the ice. It was a gift from my dead grandparents with my name stitched onto it. I’ve had it for 15 years. FML
Today, my grandma and I went to visit one of her friends. The elderly gentleman told me I'd grown into a very beautiful young woman, to which my grandma replied, "Have you started in on the sherry early this evening, Henry?" FML
Today, my family was watching a football game and kept mentioning their team's quarterback's name and, as I'm not a football fan by any means, asked them who this was. My grandma then turned to me and said, "This is why you don't have a boyfriend." FML
Today, I saw my grandma for the first time since I got new glasses. Wanting to be different, I got crystal colored ones instead of black. She said, "Thank God. You looked so dorky with your giant nerd glasses!" Love you too, grandma. FML
Today, my grandma and her neighbor compared their sports bras in front of me. FML
Today, my grandma was leaning over in front of me, vacuuming, while wearing a V-neck shirt. Out of instinct, I glanced at her chest. She's 75. I checked out my 75 year-old grandma. FML
Today, I went to a hockey game. While warm-ups were happening, my favourite player pointed at me and tossed me a puck. It bounced off my hand into another girl's, who was a fan of the other team. She refused to give it back, then walked away and said, "I can't wait to sell this on eBay." FML
Today, I was at a restaurant with my grandma. A young, ripped gentleman suddenly walked through the door and my grandma looked at him and shouted, "Look! Eye candy!" as loud as she could. He heard it and was extremely embarrassed. To make it worse, my grandma is a widow, so she might have actually meant it. FML
Today, my grandma wasn't feeling well, so I went to her house to check on her. After about 20 minutes, I knew she was feeling better when she looked at me and said, "So, do you have a boyfriend yet? I pray every night that I get to live long enough to see you with a boyfriend." FML
Today, I went to an amateur baseball game with some family and friends. When our team hit a home run, my grandpa took it upon himself to start screaming wildly, removing his prosthetic leg and waving it jubilantly in the air. FML
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thisismyname_fml 1
FYL for being a rangers fan. good luck trying to get past boston.
stupid_idiot 0
or she was talking about his goddamn hockey equipment. you're retarded
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Comments (186)
stick_up_for_you 0
Seriously how is this FML at all. Good for you your team won. SUCK IT. No seriously SUCK IT.
dmnlady 0
totally agree #2...GO PENS!! and #12, think again and get your sports teams correct!
pimpfairy 0
Honestly when the guy is wearing 10 pds of goalie equipment, that completely covers and masks any sort of potential "bulge", it's fair to assume the person is in fact referring to equipment and not Xray visioning the players crotch.
pimpfairy 0
However one time I was watching soaps with my grandmother, and she commented how some people were going to "bang" each other.... but that is not a **** my life, that is a ******* hilarious
HeavyMetal_fml 0
I find this strange because I play hockey and it is very difficult to see anything under hockey pants. I'm assuming that she was just talking about the goalie gear he was wearing.
loveme_loveme 0
#12 is an idiot. Rangers are a hockey team. plus baseball are not in playoffs right now, hockey is...
loveme_loveme 0
ps. GO RED WINGS. they will win it all again.
91Caleb 0
good for you for supporting american hockey teams
dakane51 0
She was talking about her goalie equipment, which you would know if you knew anything about hockey, not that this is a shock, since you're a Rangers fan, and therefore one of the biggest ******* morons on the planet. Rangers suck, Gomez swallows, Sather pays for it, and Dubinsky cleans up.
synnerr 0
The Rangers suck... Bruins FTW! P.S. How do you know she didn't just mean his literal hockey equiptment? Lmfao!