Today, my girlfriend told me the reason why my credit card mysteriously maxed out 2 months ago 'might have been' because she posted a picture of it on Facebook. I ordered a new credit card without the custom picture of us immediately. She broke up with me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had to dump my girlfriend because of tons of trust issues that kept reappearing. Shortly afterwards, my credit card disappeared and I got to experience my first identity theft. All within 24 hours. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me through my birthday card. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend cheating right after I maxed out my credit card buying him everything on his Christmas list. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been paying her half of the rent by taking my ATM card and getting money from my account. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Her reason? Not enough guys have been liking her photos on Instagram since we started dating. FML
Today, my fiancée broke up with me over text message while I was away for work. She later posted photos of her and her new boyfriend on Facebook, while still wearing my engagement ring. FML
Today, I got a text from my girlfriend saying she needed more phone credit, so I bought her more and got another message saying "Great, now I have enough credit for this..." as she spelled out a three page message breaking up with me. Yes, I paid for her to break up with me via text. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she got a hefty bonus at work and will pay off my credit card debt. I was gonna break up with her because I’d been working on resolving things with my ex-girlfriend. FML
Today, I was on the phone with my girlfriend. Just as she said "I love you", the credit on my phone runs out. She now thinks that I've purposely hung up on her. She refuses to speak to me until I tell her the real reason I hung up. FML
Today, I rang my girlfriend to make sure she made it home alright. She told me to check my Facebook. Nothing was different so I hit refresh. We were no longer in a relationship. I got dumped via Facebook whilst on the phone to her. FML
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klc20071989_fml 20
If she's that stupid, its a good thing she left.
fleur_de_fevrier_fml 23
Well not much of a loss OP, right?
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Comments (114)
ksks1234 33
I have to agree with 35, I think she used it and used the Facebook thing as an excuse. Even if someone had an iq of a turtle, they would not be stupid enough to post a picture of their (or someone they really care about) credit card.
Sweetdiculous 1
If it was your girlfriend, wouldn't you be on her Facebook to see her post said idiocy? o.o Also, you can tell A LOT by what someone posts online. If they're a dummy online, well...
megatherium 4
This might sound crazy, but... not everyone uses Facebook.
worldclassrager 41
I understand why but seriously?
evolute72113 9
She is an idiot
Nyx_fml 23
I think the use of the [single] quotation marks can be because those are the words OP's girlfriend actually said, not because OP is doubting that. Just a thought.
marramrammar 2
Bon voyage- maybe next time you'll have a girl w common sense. She saved you years of pain.
uiskibum 12
well you can't fix stupid.
EdenCrystal 21
If so, she's not the only one. I saw someone post their new AMEX card on instagram.
menoseloso 13
Is it possible to sue her? If so, I think you should.
jcross01 9
ay que sangana!!!