Today, my girlfriend told me the reason why my credit card mysteriously maxed out 2 months ago 'might have been' because she posted a picture of it on Facebook. I ordered a new credit card without the custom picture of us immediately. She broke up with me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had to dump my girlfriend because of tons of trust issues that kept reappearing. Shortly afterwards, my credit card disappeared and I got to experience my first identity theft. All within 24 hours. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me through my birthday card. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend cheating right after I maxed out my credit card buying him everything on his Christmas list. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been paying her half of the rent by taking my ATM card and getting money from my account. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Her reason? Not enough guys have been liking her photos on Instagram since we started dating. FML
Today, my fiancée broke up with me over text message while I was away for work. She later posted photos of her and her new boyfriend on Facebook, while still wearing my engagement ring. FML
Today, I got a text from my girlfriend saying she needed more phone credit, so I bought her more and got another message saying "Great, now I have enough credit for this..." as she spelled out a three page message breaking up with me. Yes, I paid for her to break up with me via text. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she got a hefty bonus at work and will pay off my credit card debt. I was gonna break up with her because I’d been working on resolving things with my ex-girlfriend. FML
Today, I was on the phone with my girlfriend. Just as she said "I love you", the credit on my phone runs out. She now thinks that I've purposely hung up on her. She refuses to speak to me until I tell her the real reason I hung up. FML
Today, I rang my girlfriend to make sure she made it home alright. She told me to check my Facebook. Nothing was different so I hit refresh. We were no longer in a relationship. I got dumped via Facebook whilst on the phone to her. FML
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klc20071989_fml 20
If she's that stupid, its a good thing she left.
fleur_de_fevrier_fml 23
Well not much of a loss OP, right?
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Comments (114)
illinoiscentral 16
Just chiming in -- the usage of uncertain verbs on the girlfriend's part could be a subconscious marginalization of the severity of her mistake.
LoopyLuuLuu 7
imo, good riddance to sheer stupidity. unless the OP likes them stupid, that is.
ekwinoks 5
Good riddance
Ermony 3
How stupid enough can you be to do something as retarded as that? Did she even give her the card out did she just take the liberty to STEAL it herself?
imchacon22 19
She's full of crap because you need the code on the back of the card to shop online
thatboy93 13
I'm sorry if I have the wrong end of the stick but if my credit card had maxed out 2months ago mysteriously I would of contact the card services and canceled it straight away when noticed when I got my bill.
ffffffffck 13
Oh my god, learn to speak for heavens sake. Or make up your own language, in which "would of" is the grammatically correct form to use in a conditional sentence. Sorry, but how many more times am I going to cringe at this. I'm not even in an english speaking country and I still manage to see this mistake being made every goddamn day.
thatboy93 13
I'm sorry I meant I would of *contacted I don't understand how I have used this in the wrong way? It doesn't matter where you "live" there is grammatical errors in any country. I have lived abroad and noticed grammatical errors in languages on others.
ffffffffck 13
Please tell me you're trolling....
thatboy93 13
How am I trolling? I struggled with English in school if you must no. Who the hell are you to judge someone. You grammar judges piss me off. I don't have a learning disability but imagine if I did. Have you ever thought about that, before you "correct" someone's ******* issues. Sorry but it pisses me off.
ffffffffck 13
that's a whole new level of stupid. I'm sorry about the breakup, but something tells me, you'll quickly recover from this one.
that_one_guy423 11
Was she by chance a blonde?
cutieQP 9
sounds like you dodged a bullet OP, any person stupid enough to post a picture of a credit card on Facebook isn't worth your time.
DanielleinDC 34
Either she is really stupid or she is some sort of scam artist. Either way, you're better off without her. But how did you not notice the strange charges on your credit card until your idiot ex told you she shared your credit card number with the whole world?