anonymous
Monroe, United States
Today, my girlfriend told me that she didn't know we were actually dating. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
K.S.S.
Rushville, United States
Today, when I tried to break up with my girlfriend of 2 years, she had no idea we were even dating. She thought of all the movies, dinners, and "sleepovers" I had with her was because we were such great friends. FML
Anonymous
Mystery Girl
Today, I found out that my girlfriend actually broke up with me a week ago. Apparently, she thought it wasn't necessary to tell me, she just assumed I'd figure it out on my own. FML
mee
Providence, United States
Today, my girlfriend informed me that we aren't officially dating until she changes her Facebook relationship status. We've been "dating" for 3 months. FML
jake
United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I forgot it was her birthday. We had only been dating for 2 weeks. I didn't even know when it was. FML
Titanic
France
Today, the girl I've been hitting on for months on MSN and that I'm about to meet told me "I know you are in love, and you know I'm not". Erm, no, I didn't know. FML
fmexgirlfriend
New Zealand
Today, I got dumped by my girlfriend of 4 years because I didn't know the exact amount of days that we'd been together. FML
bg4545
Whittier, United States
Today, for some reason that is unknown to me, I accidentally referred to my girlfriend as "my ex-girlfriend." To her face. Needless to say, my statement became true afterwards. FML
Nicko
United States
Slipped up
Today, I told my girlfriend that my ex is pregnant, but not to worry because it’s not mine. That’s how I inadvertently told her I’ve been cheating on her with my ex. FML
kat
Reserved
Today, a client stared at me in disbelief after I mentioned that I had a boyfriend. FML
Daddy.
Australia
Today, I found out the hard way that my girlfriend lied about being on the pill four months ago. FML
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Mathalamus 25
well, that's a slight miscommunication.
kusje 31
Happend the other way around to me, this guy thinking we were together. Don't know which is worse... Life lesson learned: always ask someone to be your boyfriend/girlfriend and don't just assume you are in a relationship. Communication is quite important, as it seems.
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Comments (54)
Goblin182 27
It kind of makes you a stalker
Magnoxidans 19
That's why you have to make it Facebook official, clearly.
MrGarrett26 11
then she isn't your girlfriend
Canadian0622 17
That happened to me too. It was after a year and a half and he told me, "I though we were more like Friends With Benefits."
bickdig69 8
Please explain
J352SAURUS 30
Omg I read that in Pauline Hanson's voice.
TMO2142 25
This is the oddest thing ive read to date, how is this even possible?
gracehi 33
*This* is the oddest thing you've read to date? You must not read much.
kbecks87 16
Things like this are a lot more common with the way people 'date' these days. There is a lot less commitment and relationships and a lot more FWB and casual dating.
glossykarma 19
always dtr
Mimoshikufu 8
been there done that....
Tsukiyomi 16
Ever read this book called "she's just not that into you"?