Today, my girlfriend told me that she didn't know we were actually dating. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, when I tried to break up with my girlfriend of 2 years, she had no idea we were even dating. She thought of all the movies, dinners, and "sleepovers" I had with her was because we were such great friends. FML
Mystery Girl
Today, I found out that my girlfriend actually broke up with me a week ago. Apparently, she thought it wasn't necessary to tell me, she just assumed I'd figure it out on my own. FML
Today, my girlfriend informed me that we aren't officially dating until she changes her Facebook relationship status. We've been "dating" for 3 months. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I forgot it was her birthday. We had only been dating for 2 weeks. I didn't even know when it was. FML
Today, the girl I've been hitting on for months on MSN and that I'm about to meet told me "I know you are in love, and you know I'm not". Erm, no, I didn't know. FML
Today, I got dumped by my girlfriend of 4 years because I didn't know the exact amount of days that we'd been together. FML
Today, for some reason that is unknown to me, I accidentally referred to my girlfriend as "my ex-girlfriend." To her face. Needless to say, my statement became true afterwards. FML
Slipped up
Today, I told my girlfriend that my ex is pregnant, but not to worry because it’s not mine. That’s how I inadvertently told her I’ve been cheating on her with my ex. FML
Today, a client stared at me in disbelief after I mentioned that I had a boyfriend. FML
Today, I found out the hard way that my girlfriend lied about being on the pill four months ago. FML
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Mathalamus 25
well, that's a slight miscommunication.
kusje 31
Happend the other way around to me, this guy thinking we were together. Don't know which is worse... Life lesson learned: always ask someone to be your boyfriend/girlfriend and don't just assume you are in a relationship. Communication is quite important, as it seems.
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cuz803 46
Ironic how this happened to me twice in grade school and once in High school
annalily5 28
Bad luck is a thing, but considering this type of thing shouldn't really happen even once with even half way decent communication, after three times you might want to do some self examination.
PelelrGnu 4
"girlfriend"
LiveLearnAndDie 2
This had actually happened to me in high school. I asked out my bestfriend, a female, and she said yes. A couple days later, she told me she thought I was kidding... I'm a female also, so I guess she really didn't think I was bisexual. Most awkward relationship ever.
tomvertigo 17
This is highly situational. Either she is being a cold-hearted witch or you're a creepy stalker... or a kid who thinks one date means dating.
nirosodapop 7
I'm assuming then there was no actual dates? agreed in dates and not misinterpreted hanging out?
LeighChan 12
well, thats happened to me. a guy asked me out in highschool. I said yes but he got shy. so he ignored me for 6 mths. But he kept bragging to his friends he had a gf. haha
asian_beauty 19
Something similar happened with my now boyfriend. When he first asked me out, I thought he ment it in a rhetorical way, like 'if I ever did ask you out would you say yes' since we were just friends at that stage. It wasn't till a few weeks later that I found out that he did think we were dating. Turns out that was his way of asking me out.
KittyKatarina 14
Don't feel too bad, OP. My mom's ex-boyfriend proposed to her two years after they had broken up and a month before she moved in with another man.
Bengemon825 15
Me
justinb97 16
Well she's probably not your girlfriend then