Today, my girlfriend told me she didn't want to get it on with me because she didn't want to "ruin my innocence." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend kindly broke the news to me that she doesn't want to take part in any sexual activity anymore because it's getting too boring. FML
Today, my girlfriend said she didn't want to have sex because it takes too long. FML
Today, I was about to lose my virginity to my girlfriend, with whom I am genuinely in love. Right after I'd got the condom on, she said, "You do know this is break-up sex, right?" FML
Today, I started coming on to my girlfriend, only to get a nasty rejection. I told her I would just go jerk off, to which she replied, "Don't you dare!" FML
Today, my girlfriend came up to me and told me we would never do anything sexual in our relationship. She said I was too adorable to take seriously in bed. FML
Today, my normally-prudish girlfriend grabbed my crotch and said, "I want you to fuck me like I've never been fucked." I obliged. She loved it, until after we'd finished, when she decided that she felt "cheap, gross, and used" and started a huge fight. FML
Today, as things were getting hot with my girlfriend, it came up that I'm a virgin. She broke up with me. FML
Today, I was getting intimate with my girlfriend. When she went to give me a blow job, I got embarrassed and told her I'd rather just please her instead. Now she thinks she's inadequate and I'm being a jerk. FML
Today, my virgin girlfriend who wanted to lose her virginity to me got on Google, and quizzed me on how to properly put on a condom. She doesn't trust me. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she was sexually frustrated. Naturally, I started coming on to her, only for her to shove me away and snap that just because she was sexually frustrated, it didn't mean that she wanted sex. Huh? FML
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WolfieZero 1
I think to say "get it on with me" shows you should keep your innocence...
Pastor_Rich 0
that means she's banging someone else, run like the wind
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Comments (60)
HiImAlex 0
keep your pimp hand strong assert yourself!
butterflyhearts 0
Dangg well I kinda felt that way when I started thinking seriously about having sex with my current boyfriend. He was a virgin and I wasn't(notice the was :D) so I felt like he should save himself for the right one,but he is sure I'm 'the one' so I guess.... no worries.
charbz 0
Tell her your **** has been touched by your uncle
atticus41 0
rape her..
varkey 7
that's a good thing
CaptSkippy 9
show her ur subscription to ur favorite po rn website
tayyters 4
do things to show her yr not as innocent as she likes to think ;)
bubo_fml 11
Find someone else...Guilty as charged!!
knighoffline 3
how much innocence does the primarch of the thousand son legion have to lose? or rather, it may be because have nickname which is commonly assiociated with geekiness which causes her to believe that you're innocent? haha
needsagf14 12
Story of my life