Today, my girlfriend told me on Facebook to stop calling/texting her because she lost her phone. Right under her post was "sent from Facebook for iPhone." FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend told me she lost her phone and not to call or text her. After about three hours, I text her phone, asking if she found it yet. I got a reply, saying "Nope." FML
Today, I rang my girlfriend to make sure she made it home alright. She told me to check my Facebook. Nothing was different so I hit refresh. We were no longer in a relationship. I got dumped via Facebook whilst on the phone to her. FML
Today, I bought my girlfriend an iPhone. I preloaded it with a bunch of cool apps and stuff and spent a lot and money. She used it to send a text to me 3 hours later saying that she thought we should break up. FML
Today, I asked a girl I liked for her number, but she claimed she had a broken phone and was getting a new one for Christmas. Unhinged, I go home and go onto Facebook. First thing I see is her status: "Why is no one answering my calls?" FML
Today, My girlfriend and I were watching tv when suddenly one of our phones start going off. We both have the same phone and they were next to each other. She picks up the phone and reads the text message, "I wish you were here! I'd fuck you silly" She gets pissed and runs out. It was her phone. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided to break up with me over Facebook. Unfortunately, she "accidentally" posted it on my wall instead of sending me a message, so the whole world could see it. My mom liked her post. FML
Today, I got a text from a woman containing many naked pictures of her. Apparently she meant to send those to her boyfriend whose number is one digit from mine. The bad part? My girlfriend was using my phone when I received that message. FML
Today, my phone died while I was on the phone with my girlfriend. When I finally got a charger, I saw a text message from her. I'm now single. FML
Today, my girlfriend thought it would be funny to go to the Apple store and log me on to Facebook on every single computer. FML
Today, while at church, I received a text from my girlfriend, saying, "It's not working. We're over." Not only was my phone not on silent mode, I was sitting directly beside my now ex-girlfriend. FML
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coyotemk11 3
it could of been sent from someone elses phone. you can log into facebook from anyones phone.
sabinob 1
She could of posted it from her IPod. If you do post something to facebook it says from iPhone even though it is an iPod.
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Comments (239)
tigerboo 0
um here's an answer ... she was using her iPod or someone elses phone deeeerrrrrp
nerdface89 2
I give up on society.
LA_Barbie 11
if it wasn't another person's phone, then FYL and she sounds really bright.
moSpice 0
dump the hoe she's trouble
alorra 0
why is everyone assuming OP is stupid an his gf has an iTouch? considering this is an fml, she probably doesn't. but yes, it could be afriend's. however a valid point a lot of you are missing is why would she post on his wall to tell him to stop calling her if she didn't know he was calling her? is she "assumed", wouldn't she most likely just inform him she lost her phone and he wouldn't be able to contact her that way instead of telling him to stop calling her?
duckie227 22
does she have an iPod touch? it'll say the same thing
tiffyxmac 0
she could have been using her iPod :P if she has one...lol
Campanellach2 0
Her ipod touch could have sed tht cuz wen ur on it it says facebook 4 iphone
aggravatedsenior 0
it says that when it's sent from an iPod too. So she might have not been lying to you.
shaymae_fml 0
your a dumb ass it can be sent from an iPod but still say iPhone