Today, my girlfriend thinks I'm sex-obsessed because of the number of times I've asked for it. I've asked exactly 3 times this year, one of which was on my birthday. She said no all 3 times. I'm usually too scared of her temper to even try. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend asked me what I wanted for my birthday. Apparently “A threesome” is not the appropriate answer. FML
Today, my girlfriend said I make too many demands of her, and that I'm being unreasonable, I’m sorry but when dating surely it’s reasonable to expect conversation, intimacy, date nights, sex on occasion. Basically, if it’s not sitting on TikTok or Instagram, anything I want she says is “unreasonable.” FML
Today, my wife flat out refuses to have sex with me, ever. Most days it's "What have you done to earn sex?" then when I point out all I do (pay bills, work hard, take care of her, the kids and the house) it's, "Oh, so that means I owe you sex?" I even got that excuse on my birthday. FML
Today, my girlfriend raged furiously at me for never initiating sex. The reason I haven't been initiating is because she was on a medically-ordered sex ban, and she "forgot to tell me" that her doctor had cleared her two weeks ago. She's still mad at me, and there's still no sex. FML
Today, my girlfriend tearfully complained that I was smothering her to death with my clinginess, and that I should learn to respect her boundaries. This is after she complained I wasn't giving her enough attention. FML
Today, I have tried so many times to do romantic gestures for my girlfriend, but each time she tells me to stop being silly or to just act normal or to stop annoying her. I guess we’ll just sit on the sofa on our phones ignoring each other then. FML
Today, my dad overheard me and my girlfriend having a very personal conversation. His response was to burst into the room and ground me for a month for failing to get her to orgasm the last 3 times we had sex. FML
Today, my girlfriend began bitching about how I never take her on dates anymore. I suggested one for tomorrow and now she says she doesn’t wanna go, because, “I should ask her on a date without her having to ask.” What the hell? FML
Today, my girlfriend asked me not to love her so much, so she doesn't have to try so hard to match my love for her. What the fuck? FML
Today, I woke up from a wet dream. My girlfriend quickly figured it out and bitched me out for having one when she was "right there" for me to ask for sex. Logic failure aside, the last time I flirted with her, she called me a sex-obsessed pig and didn't talk to me for three days. FML
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Top comments
kirby1964 20
So, is she a great cook, or good with money. Maybe she opens doors for your career? Why do you stay?
Bryce Benefield 2
I’ve been on both sides of this in a relationship and both times I was scared to leave, but both times I was glad to go. Just leave, it’s best for both of you.
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Comments (49)
DanielleinDC 34
Okay, if she's constantly refusing you, and you're afraid of her temper to even try asking for sex more often than you do, you really need to get out. This sounds like an abusive situation.
RichardPencil 32
Walking on eggshells in the Friend Zone? I’d rather take a wasp sting to the scrotum!
leeloo7 22
Yeah ... not if they’re 12
Erbtosis 10
You need to get out of that relationship!
John Croasdell 4
Wow. And you’re not even married yet!
Steven Lang 5
get. the. ****. out!
rodfergie 18
Is she paying all your bills or something? I'm just trying to understand why you are staying.
Luke16eirb7deneuwn1 20
It's scientifically proven that having sex is an important factor for a couple. Because during sex Oxalat is released which causes you to bond deeply with your partner. Something else it does is to help form the mother-child-relationship after the child was born
distortedcognition 17
Think you mean oxytocin
Luke16eirb7deneuwn1 20
somethin like that yea
Ashamed_Sister 60
You deserved it because you should have left this abusive relationship long time ago.
SainBB 3
I guess all woman who stay in abusive relationships deserve it too?
Davros 12
If you've been shot down the only 3 times you asked in a year she's not your girlfriend, she's your roommate.
caggybandicoot 34
If you can, get out of there. You should never be afraid of your partner. I hope you can get somewhere safe, away from her.