Today, my girlfriend started to plan our wedding. We've been going out for 3 days. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, my fiancée decided to go on a "vacation." Our wedding is tomorrow. FML
Today, my girlfriend of three days asked if we could start naming our future children. FML
Today, I went to dinner with my girlfriend of 2 months. This would have been great, had I not been nodding absentmindedly when she suggested that we start planning our wedding soon, because "she's always dreamt of being married on the same day as Brad and Angelina." FML
Today, my ex-girlfriend proposed to me, at my wedding. FML
Today, the girl I've been dating for two weeks brought up the topic of marriage, then started asking me when we're moving in together. FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend what she thought of us getting married some day. She said she wasn't sure about me yet and that we may want to go in different directions soon. We've been dating for three years and I had the ring in my pocket at the moment. FML
Today, another man proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes. FML
Today, after nearly six weeks of seeing a nice girl, we finally decided to make it official. Two hours later, she pulled out a bridal magazine and not-so-casually asked me which wedding location I thought was the nicest. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that she wants to marry me and have my children. I’m 15. We've been dating for 3 weeks. FML
Shelve your plans
Today, I discovered that my fiancé had responded to an online missed connection posting. He has been emailing, exchanging pictures and making plans to go out with this girl. We are supposed to be married in the fall and just put down the non-refundable deposit on our reception site. FML
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Undead4life 1
RUN!!!!! RUN FAST!!!!!!!!!!!!!
jayellef 3
breakup with her, that's a bit psycho.
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Comments (203)
AmberL 0
She probably wants you to break up with her. That way your the asshole, and she doesn't feel guilty.
mske 7
maybe its a joke if not tell her u r gay.
Imachillifilliz 2
She might just be playing around... Hahaha or not.
Ctsott916 0
Break up before shes to attached
simplylost643 0
If she's already planning their wedding, I dare say she has already become to attached.
fedora11 12
Here's some advice from a girl's point of view: RUN AND DON'T LOOK BACK.
jessesgirl14 16
Run!!
Torunn 13
Um. RUN AWAY.
kangas94 6
She is to desperate! Run away and hide
mom2pen 4
How do you call her your "girlfriend" after 3 days? She's just a girl you showed some interest in, both of you are messed up.
baristalbc 18
Got news for you...she's been planning that wedding since she was 8 years old, you're just the current "fill-in-the-blank" guy in that plan.