Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, my girlfriend started to plan our wedding. We've been going out for 3 days. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Guntherdog
United States
Today, my fiancée decided to go on a "vacation." Our wedding is tomorrow. FML
spermbankonlegs
United States
Today, my girlfriend of three days asked if we could start naming our future children. FML
Brad
Harrisburg, United States
Today, I went to dinner with my girlfriend of 2 months. This would have been great, had I not been nodding absentmindedly when she suggested that we start planning our wedding soon, because "she's always dreamt of being married on the same day as Brad and Angelina." FML
damn it rose
Derby, United Kingdom
Today, my ex-girlfriend proposed to me, at my wedding. FML
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Herning, Denmark
Today, the girl I've been dating for two weeks brought up the topic of marriage, then started asking me when we're moving in together. FML
chao
United States
Today, I asked my girlfriend what she thought of us getting married some day. She said she wasn't sure about me yet and that we may want to go in different directions soon. We've been dating for three years and I had the ring in my pocket at the moment. FML
timor
United States
Today, another man proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes. FML
Anonymous
Floda, Sweden
Today, after nearly six weeks of seeing a nice girl, we finally decided to make it official. Two hours later, she pulled out a bridal magazine and not-so-casually asked me which wedding location I thought was the nicest. FML
WtfDoIDo?!
Today, my girlfriend told me that she wants to marry me and have my children. I’m 15. We've been dating for 3 weeks. FML
anon17
United States
Shelve your plans
Today, I discovered that my fiancé had responded to an online missed connection posting. He has been emailing, exchanging pictures and making plans to go out with this girl. We are supposed to be married in the fall and just put down the non-refundable deposit on our reception site. FML
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Undead4life 1
RUN!!!!! RUN FAST!!!!!!!!!!!!!
jayellef 3
breakup with her, that's a bit psycho.
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canvas 0
It doesn't necessarily mean anything serious. She's testing the waters and seeing how you react. The best action in a situation like that is to smile, tell her she's cute a give her a kiss on the forehead then say those are ideas to talk about in the future.
dtm3 3
Run away now!
lmaoatall 6
If you think this is bad now, wait till you go and breakup with her. If you have a pet rabbit, I would hide it!!
jaredofmo 22
Well, she doesn't procrastinate!
PenisJam 2
GTFO of there
ikickgingers 15
Babe, I don't feel bad for them. :/ I don't feel bad for guys like that either. :/ I feel bad for the unsuspecting who date them, and sadly end up in a trunk chained to cement blocks floating along the Hudson river.
rebelzomm 10
Get the hell outta that relation while you can OP!
perdix 31
So, where are you registered? Crate & Handcuff? Just go with it and marry the girl, then go for a honeymoon to Aruba. You'll be free and have all-new appliances and fresh linens to show for your effort.
hymenopterans 1
It will only get more creepy and dangerous if you do not bail now.
jsalud 4
Run Forrest, Run!