Today, my girlfriend started to plan our wedding. We've been going out for 3 days. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, my fiancée decided to go on a "vacation." Our wedding is tomorrow. FML
Today, my girlfriend of three days asked if we could start naming our future children. FML
Today, I went to dinner with my girlfriend of 2 months. This would have been great, had I not been nodding absentmindedly when she suggested that we start planning our wedding soon, because "she's always dreamt of being married on the same day as Brad and Angelina." FML
Today, my ex-girlfriend proposed to me, at my wedding. FML
Today, the girl I've been dating for two weeks brought up the topic of marriage, then started asking me when we're moving in together. FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend what she thought of us getting married some day. She said she wasn't sure about me yet and that we may want to go in different directions soon. We've been dating for three years and I had the ring in my pocket at the moment. FML
Today, another man proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes. FML
Today, after nearly six weeks of seeing a nice girl, we finally decided to make it official. Two hours later, she pulled out a bridal magazine and not-so-casually asked me which wedding location I thought was the nicest. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that she wants to marry me and have my children. I’m 15. We've been dating for 3 weeks. FML
Shelve your plans
Today, I discovered that my fiancé had responded to an online missed connection posting. He has been emailing, exchanging pictures and making plans to go out with this girl. We are supposed to be married in the fall and just put down the non-refundable deposit on our reception site. FML
Top comments
Undead4life 1
RUN!!!!! RUN FAST!!!!!!!!!!!!!
jayellef 3
breakup with her, that's a bit psycho.
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Comments (203)
myflowers 0
CRAZY!!
davek 36
Run away... run away FAST...
BloodyMary666 24
Run!!!
Snookie85 19
Oh geez, its time to get rid of her now!!
Sniper3000 0
I've been there. That's why there's so many divorces
yankfan89 27
Get out now!
brianjman14 23
Code Red. Get out now.
bree_hehe 0
wow and my bf thinks I'm a weirdo for planning out our apartment and we have been together for nine months and plan on moving in together I January...yea I would say run and run fast
masanc4 0
RUN MAN!!!!
fml4eva12 0
U better get out now b4 it's too late