Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, my girlfriend started to plan our wedding. We've been going out for 3 days. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Guntherdog
United States
Today, my fiancée decided to go on a "vacation." Our wedding is tomorrow. FML
spermbankonlegs
United States
Today, my girlfriend of three days asked if we could start naming our future children. FML
Brad
Harrisburg, United States
Today, I went to dinner with my girlfriend of 2 months. This would have been great, had I not been nodding absentmindedly when she suggested that we start planning our wedding soon, because "she's always dreamt of being married on the same day as Brad and Angelina." FML
damn it rose
Derby, United Kingdom
Today, my ex-girlfriend proposed to me, at my wedding. FML
fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuc
Herning, Denmark
Today, the girl I've been dating for two weeks brought up the topic of marriage, then started asking me when we're moving in together. FML
chao
United States
Today, I asked my girlfriend what she thought of us getting married some day. She said she wasn't sure about me yet and that we may want to go in different directions soon. We've been dating for three years and I had the ring in my pocket at the moment. FML
timor
United States
Today, another man proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes. FML
Anonymous
Floda, Sweden
Today, after nearly six weeks of seeing a nice girl, we finally decided to make it official. Two hours later, she pulled out a bridal magazine and not-so-casually asked me which wedding location I thought was the nicest. FML
WtfDoIDo?!
Today, my girlfriend told me that she wants to marry me and have my children. I’m 15. We've been dating for 3 weeks. FML
anon17
United States
Shelve your plans
Today, I discovered that my fiancé had responded to an online missed connection posting. He has been emailing, exchanging pictures and making plans to go out with this girl. We are supposed to be married in the fall and just put down the non-refundable deposit on our reception site. FML
Top comments
Undead4life 1
RUN!!!!! RUN FAST!!!!!!!!!!!!!
jayellef 3
breakup with her, that's a bit psycho.
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mccaincracker 6
Fake your death and move out of the country!
tylersign 11
I also enjoy teh pie :D let's make it a three-way marriage. I'll bring the pies.
MyMilkShake2Yard 0
This will turn birthday cake- sex to a whole notha leva
gigglingalways 6
Run. Run far
gemno333 8
Yeah. Sadly in this kind of situation you kinda have to talk to her about toning it down a bit so early on in the relationship about that kind of talk. Sorry to say. I know she's really happy but if things don't work out you'll end up with a stalker. Believe me. My friend had the same situation but I kinda blame because he proposed accidently in a joke talking about kids. they only dated 9 days when it happened.
ikickgingers 15
She has probably been stalking him for years. :/
ThorneCrossed 9
Maybe you shouldn't be going out at all then
bethelluvscats 0
Wtf..
charlotte100 2
That's a major turn off
dolarhyde93 5
Get ouuutta there now!!!
fledrocknrolla 0
You should be concerned
abceasyas123abc 12
Stage 5 clinger alert..!
amphetamin3 17
exactly what I was gonna say lol.
afallingstar 22
"don't ever leave me because I'll find you..."
afallingstar 22
Oops its "don't ever leave me.....'cause I'd find you" I was thinking of wedding crashers
elephantom12 9
36 put your boobs away -.-
marpay 11
Or leave them out. I kind of like them.
ukrage 1
All the fatties love the myspace angles
ceddyz17 10
Sounds like you got a keeper