Today, my girlfriend started insulting me on Facebook. Angry and hurt, I let it all out and insulted her back with her obesity. Turns out it was her brother who used her account to play a "prank" on me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend felt bad about a rude comment she made to me, and asked me to insult her in return. I told her she was getting fat. Wrong move; now she's not speaking to me. FML
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my family. My brother insulted her weight so many times she left in tears. Not only does he not understand why what he did was wrong, he’s genuinely livid with me for being upset with him, to the point that he damn near slugged me when I confronted him. FML
Today, one of the human turds that I stupidly added on Facebook posted how terrible her life is after her dad refused to arrange yet another holiday for her this year, so I bitched her out for being such a spoiled little brat. A few hours later, her boyfriend came over and beat the shit out of me. FML
Today, my mother hacked my Facebook and broke up with my boyfriend and pretended to be me. She told him if he ever talks to me again, she'll call the cops. FML
Today, my friend accidentally left her Facebook logged onto my computer after she left my house. I looked on her Facebook and found a very long message between her and my other friends talking about how much they hate me. FML
Today, I got dumped by my girlfriend. Apparently, it's my fault because I act like I don't care… and guess what? She's posting little embarrassing details about me on her Facebook wall. FML
Today, my girlfriend got into my Facebook account and changed our relationship status to single, just to see which of my friends would "like" it. After revealing to me what she did, she now says I can no longer be friends with anyone who liked it. FML
Today, as a joke, I put a picture of a sonogram on my girlfriend's Facebook. Now her entire family hates me, and her mother has started the two-hour drive to come pull her out of college. Whoops. FML
Today, after feeling fat and ugly and a bit depressed, I logged on to Facebook to see my boyfriend had posted "I have the most beautiful girlfriend in the world!" I 'liked' it and commented "Aww thank you baby!" I logged in later to see that he commented back saying "I didn't mean you." FML
Today, I let my little sister play a game using my Facebook account. She then accepted all of the people that had sent me a friend request. Among them included my boyfriend's crazy ex, and 3 people I've never met. Now I'm getting strange messages from all of them. FML
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Top comments
ShortieRose 30
Why wouldn't you start off with a call to said girlfriend and say " hey babe, what's up with the public insults?" instead of ripping into her?!?! She's likely going to be pissed at you... if not possibly break up with you!!!!
foxykittykit93 4
If you had a problem with your girlfriend's obesity in the first place, then you should have never began dating her if you knew you would never be fully satisfied with a bigger woman. Why go out and become a bully, forever having her wonder if you think she is fat or not for the rest of this relationship?
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Comments (100)
daidax_238 26
I don't care what kind of relationship you have. You NEVER insult somebody's body. I don't give a shit how upset you are. You know you've hit rock bottom when you resort to making fun of somebody for the way they look.
CourtneyPaigee16 13
Even if she DID insult you... You going right back at her wouldn't have made you any better. Going at her like that is now gonna make her insecurities even worse. If she doesn't break up with you, you'll never hear the end of this because she'll always remember what you said. Good job. Why isn't there a sarcasm font?
Pepsiisbae 15
You deserved that you deserve everything you get she better have dumped you and maybe next time dont be 6 and attack her about something she was probably already self-conscious enough about without her boyfriend pointing it out and making fun of it, it doesnt matter if she publicly attacked you if it was her or not you could have been the bigger person and called her talked to her in person and seen why she did it next time try to not just assume the wost of people i hope you feel terrible and aweful for what you did that is unexeptable
SRayner 16
You sound like a real asshole
sweetpotato301 7
Wow you're an idiot. If someone says something strange on social media there's always the chance it's not actually them. The fact that you'd say those things about her so quickly shows that your relationship is probably pretty flimsy anyway. I'll be surprised if she stays with you.
tejadboss 7
Guess who's single?
worthypegram1 13
YDI. If you're going to be that immature and make such a rude comment back at what is probably an insecurity of hers, you don't deserve her.
Hanny05 8
How old are you OP? By the sound of things, this seems like a relationship made up by a couple of twelve year olds....
CaityMandy 10
You're disgusting
healthcarechick 9
You are a jerk! You're supposed to be her boyfriend and make digs at her about her weight?! And all over some crap on FB that wasn't even her! I'd have already told your ass where to go and you'd be single!!!!