Today, I rode a skateboard down a street past a busy two-story outdoor cafe. As I rode by, a group of people thought it'd be funny to kick stray pebbles at my wheels, trying to make me trip. It worked. My backpack ripped open in the process letting all my school-work float away in the wind. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was trying to be environmentally friendly by riding my BMX to work. My 'rad skills' are out of whack because I hit a pothole, fell off, and landed in a pile of trash bags that were dumped by the side of the road. The irony wasn’t lost on me. FML
Today, I was feeling motivated enough to try longboarding again after a long stint of being a couch potato. Not even 10 minutes into cruising down the road, my board catches on a rock. Now I've got a sprained wrist and two inches of road rash on my right arm. So much for getting a little exercise. FML
Today, I tried to impress a group of friends by jumping a set of stairs on my skateboard. I didn't realize the ceiling dropped down towards the bottom of the stairs and knocked myself out. FML
Today, I finally give rollerblading a try, since it looked so effortless. I put on all the gear and started skating down the street. Within seconds, I lost control, crashed into a garbage bin, and rolled directly into my neighbor's yard. I was so embarrassed that I just lay there pretending I was "just fine, really" while their dog licked my face. FML
Today, the weather was beautiful, so I decided to go out skating. I guess I took a wrong turn into a bad neighborhood, because I ended up being chased several blocks by a group of jacked-up thugs wielding baseball bats and taunting, "Skate or die, homie!" FML
Today, I was skating with my friends when I decided to go to the gas station to get a pack of cigs. The last thing I remember hearing was, "Look out!" I now have twenty stitches because some idiot bet he could throw a brick farther than another guy. FML
Today, as I came home from school, I saw a little rock in the road. I kicked it, intending to send it sailing into the bushes in front of my house. It went wide and sailed straight into a window instead. FML
Today, it was pouring rain outside, I had two textbooks in my hands. I took a shortcut, and instead of running around the small pole that directed the line at the cafe, I decided to jump over it. In front of a group of guys, my foot got caught and I faceplanted with my books flying everywhere. FML
Today, while skating to school, I got hit by a car, In front of the school. I went flying and everyone saw. The girl who hit me only said, "Oops, didn't see you." FML
Today, there was a girl in heels running in front of me at school, and she slipped on ice. Trying to be a hero, I dropped my backpack and ran up to help her, but ended up slipping and landing on her leg. As I walked back to my backpack, I found out I'd dropped my laptop and broken it. FML
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Top comments
chris4u2nv5 19
Damn it, people are mean.
Zacholicious 15
That sucks, OP. Next time kick pebbles in their eyes.
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Comments (68)
chris4u2nv5 19
Damn it, people are mean.
Zacholicious 15
That sucks, OP. Next time kick pebbles in their eyes.
DrafteeSelf 24
Savage asf x). I know those guys deserve the worst, but getting revenge by kicking pebbles into their eyes is kind of a sick way to get back at them? No?
syki 22
No.
CheekyRaccoon 27
How's that savage? Savage would be clobbering them with a large stone.
delude 26
23 I say don't dish it out if you can't take it
dextrementor 24
**** society, am I right?
lexred 30
I don't understand the need of ******* the "society" for a couple of stupid douchebags.
Love_L0ST 13
Couple? Haha more of the majority
walid820014 20
While your work flew with the wind, you should have made their work drown in piss.
CheekyRaccoon 27
I don't mean to be rude but please check your comments before you post, because yours made very little sense.
Obito_Uchiha651 17
Can someone translate this guy?
syki 22
"As revenge, the original poster should locate the perpetrators' school work (or other object/s of similar importance) and urinate on it."
walid820014 20
Only #54 knows proper English and has a brain.
walid820014 20
#36 #43 Maybe School will help you, guys.
CheekyRaccoon 27
I'd explain to you why it doesn't apply to me, but I don't have enough time and crayons to do so.
hardcorefan16 22
People are so rude these days.
walid820014 20
so are you
Phantom425 11
And you to
WolfsScar 15
too*
Dilexar 26
You should've said you had the cure to an illness, & you were going to submit it to a scientist, but now you're missing a page & the cure isn't complete.
zAstonish 20
yeah, because the group of people were a bunch of 3 year old kids
davidpropert 32
Very believable , #6, very believable
annoyedperson 25
I would have picked up my skateboard and beat the crap out of them.
badwolf504 15
Same
PePziNL 20
Waste of a good skateboard.
1010110100101101 18
Doesn't sound like you're having a wheel of a good time
lexred 30
I'm sorry to say.....but that was a horrible pun.
olliebush123 15
wheelbite sucks
trellz17 19
I never understood why people did things like that. Like what are you accomplishing by hurting other people? Especially people you don't know.