Today, my girlfriend of three years broke up with me, saying I don’t make her happy, I don’t make her laugh, that she feels she is settling for me, and that she's not being pleased sexually. Even though she has always said I did all of that, and that we could work through anything. I was going to propose. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me, a month after I'd proposed and she'd said yes. When asked why all of the sudden, she said her family disapproved of me, and I wasn't worth fighting for and potentially losing her father's love. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me because the love advice that she gets on her cellphone every week says that I'm cheating on her. I've never cheated on her and I was planning to propose next week. FML
Today my girlfriend of three years broke up with me. Why? She wasn’t sure about the relationship anymore. She seemed pretty sure though, seeing she was on Tinder less than two hours after, thanks to the three different friends who all called me about it. FML
Today, my girlfriend of three months broke up with me. Her reason? I'm "not interesting." I said things that might have led to a conversation, she would say "yeah" to everything. She argued about stuff I said that she didn't like; called my mates cunts; didn't let me have female mates. All her mates are lads. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 2 years broke up with me because I wouldn't make my senior quote, "I love my girlfriend more than anything." FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me telling me I have problems communicating and that I didn't understand her. When I asked her why she didn't talk to me about this before she said "I didn't want to talk about it." FML
Today, my girlfriend of two years broke up with me. It was our anniversary just 3 nights ago, and she said she was sorry for leading me on. She still hasn’t told me why. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, all because whenever I laugh I say "lol." FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, because I was apparently "too good" for her. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me by taping a breakup note to my doorstep and ding-dong-ditching me. FML
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Jodi Frazier 5
On the positive side, you dodged a bullet. I'm stuck in a sexless marriage. Trust me, being married ain't all it's cracked up to be.....
HorizonWeather 2
Happened to me too, ended up she went with another guy... Only differences is I wasn’t going to propose. Life sucks man sometimes. Be strong, I feel ya pain
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Comments (24)
Chazzster 32
OP - That’s terrible. But it’s less bad than a divorce with children if that’s any consolation... Do not be surprised if you soon learn that your now X-girlfriend has a boyfriend. Many times people are unhappy but don’t think they have other options - Then another person comes along who seems to offer what they were missing and away they go. That sucks if you are the one left without having been told what you needed to work on together. But if it’s any consolation, sometimes that person later discovers that the qualities they were taking for granted were really important to them and they have their regrets. But do not wait on that with false hope, look elsewhere for someone who will treasure you for who you are. And just maybe work on finding ways to please your sexual partner - Start by asking what they like.
fjvitt 14
What ten seconds of penetration doesn’t please her????...oh, sorry, wrong fml...
baristalbc 18
Better to find out now
zuckerburg 21
Sounds like she found someone else (even if she says otherwise). Sorry dude, it's crap situation but I promise there is someone out there that would love and appreciate you that you could love and propose to too. But for now, go grab that strange!
GUYMAINE 16
You got lucky
Akitakat 31
Although. this is obviousiy painful right now.., you will be better off from it. Going into a marriage, it takes two. You would of carried a majority of the weight until you either left or just settled. May your future be bright & you find your true soulmate.
Cozi_Sozi 3
It sounds like she found another guy and is saying excuses more to herself than you. :/ Sorry man.
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Sounds like she was looking for a ton of excuses to dump you. Maybe she's got a little something on the side...