Today, my girlfriend of a month told me that the only thing keeping her from swallowing a bottle of pills is being in a relationship with me, because she doesn't handle breakups well. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I told to my girlfriend of 5 years that I'm depressed about having no friends, no job and a difficult family life. I told her that she's the one constant that keeps me going. She decided this was a good time to break up with me to "find" herself, since I was being so mopey. FML
Today, my girlfriend had a complete breakdown. I was trying to calm her down and reassure her that she will accomplish all of her dreams. Her response: "Then why am I even with you?" FML
Today, my girlfriend's mom pulled me aside and started telling me about how her daughter was extremely depressed and suicidal before she met me, and how happy her family is because of me. I was planning on breaking up with her within the next week. FML
Today, I found out the hard way that my girlfriend lied about being on the pill four months ago. FML
Today, I was planning on breaking up with my girlfriend of five years in two days time. She just mailed me a care package that said, "I'd die without you." FML
Today, my girlfriend got drunk and started crying, begging me to never break up with her, only for her to say 10 minutes later, "I don’t wanna be with you anymore." Then she asked me if she could buy me some pot, and, "Let’s watch movies." FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML
Today, my girlfriend called me and said she needs to take a break from our relationship. Why? Her really clingy ex is really depressed about her dating someone else and he isn't ready to accept it. So she wants to take a break "for his sake" until he's over her. FML
Today, the woman I love told me she cared about me and didn't like me hurting myself. She then posted a picture of herself making-out with her new boyfriend. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, saying, "I'm not ready for a serious relationship." We're supposed to get married in a month. FML
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rachelfromtarget 14
Well thats not a healthy relationship.
alexish128 13
What are you 15? You say you love her after a month and then say you're falling for someone else? I think you need to figure things out...continuing a relationship like this is not healthy for anyone.
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Comments (159)
aidz1994 16
If you loved her, and she was 'your world' then you wouldn't fall for someone else. Just saying
greekk 21
Remember: the op has been in the relationship for a month. She loves her gf and is her world. And she was willing to mention the relationship being a month... op is the crazy one lol.. Both sides fyl or neither..
thatguynamedsky 32
tbh op i thought you were fifteen reading your fellow up, you sounded just like all the fifteen year olds at my school
two2blue 28
Everybody who's in love (or nearly in love, as the suggestion may be) sounds like a 15-year-old.
AllSoul 23
I disagree, I'm madly in love with my long term boyfriend, pregnant with his baby, looking for a house to by with him, life's pretty good. But I have never ever sounded like a 15 year old the way OP does. And I'm only 1 year older than her.
greeneyedx 23
Dude, you can be very in love and have other interests. It's possible. I'm very much in love with my boyfriend, but I have a slight fancy for another guy I know. I would never leave my man for this other guy, however.
greeneyedx 23
Ignore all these people being rude about you maybe having feelings for another and sounding young. Some people know that someone is The One or such at a young age, it's just uncommon. Stop and think about if you still want to be doing this in a relationship with her 5 or 10 years from now. If that doesn't sound appealing, then I don't think continuing the relationship is in your best interest.
AllSoul 23
Wow, wasn't expecting a follow up like that... If you're falling for someone else, I don't think you should be with her.
LarissaT18 18
That's not healthy, and you need to let her know that. She's trying to control you into staying instead of getting the help she knows she needs.
AllSoul 23
Though I don't understand how you can love someone to pieces, and them being your world, and still fall for someone else.
ToxicMoo33 18
You two don't need to be together. This isn't healthy.
alexish128 13
What are you 15? You say you love her after a month and then say you're falling for someone else? I think you need to figure things out...continuing a relationship like this is not healthy for anyone.
greekk 21
Love in less then a month? lolz op is 15..?
Sparx1_1 16
If you're falling for someone else then that's your first sign that you're with the wrong person. Staying is not going to help, or make this any better. If she's having "moods" then it's time to check in with her counselor and maybe have her medication adjusted. Schizophrenia is a serious psychiatric condition that requires constant monitoring, ignoring this is not an option. Anyone who says things like that either needs help or is manipulating you in a very, very abusive way. Considering that she already has mental health problems you are in a very unsafe place with her right now and need to get help - for her and for yourself.
The_Skittish_One 27
I may just be cynical and inexperienced but I don't see how you can love her so much after one month. Also, how can she be your world if you are falling for somebody else?
PurpleMyth 28
#79 it's probably not a head over heels kind of love. Probably just strong affection. There is more than one level of emotion