Today, my girlfriend of 3 years said she was leaving me because recently I wasn't making much money, and was playing too many video games. I recently got a raise at my job of 5 years. The job? Testing video games. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she found out I play video games. No, not that I play too many video games or have an addiction to video games. Just that I play them, period. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me after 2 years of being together. The reason? I don't enjoy playing video games as much as he does. FML
Today, I was playing competitively for my clan in a tournament. Money is involved, and I was doing quite well until my girlfriend up and turned the PS4 off because I wasn't "paying enough attention" to her, despite being on a holiday with her for the previous 3 days. FML
Today, after six months of dating, my girlfriend decided to break up with me because my "obsession" of being on the computer and playing games all the time was cutting into "our time". She then told me to "get a life" and never wanted to see me again. She told me all of this on WoW. FML
Today, I beat my boyfriend in a video game. He promptly dumped me and told me to leave. FML
Today, my girlfriend of several years broke up with me because of my lack of ability to contribute financially to the life that she envisioned for herself, due to my significant contributions in child support to my ex. She wants a more equal partner. FML
Today, I realized that my ex has REALLY dumped me for a video game. And he will not change his mind. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she believes I "jinxed" her chances of getting the job she wanted. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after I beat her once again in a trivia game. She said that I was cheating, and if I was cheating on the game, I was definitely cheating on her as well. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I was unsuccessful at a job interview, and she didn't want to be with someone who "has no future". She's unemployed too. FML
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Top comments
trollsemen 8
At least you have a kick-ass job
azcardinals1307 2
Unreasonable people are unreasonable. Sorry dude.
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imjerrielee 1
That's my dream job!
Ragingasian 0
Find a girl who's a gamer. Problem solved :D
magentaballoon15 8
thank you that piece of wisdom
jad07 0
Maybe you Reminded her to much of a kid with the video games and all. You should never take work home, ruins relationships
dude1122332 9
Do you work on call of duty? If so when's Black ops 2 coming out?
Livviegurl99 11
Omg that would be an awesome job! but wow i'm sorry mate. I'm sure you're better off without her!
Synistiel 14
I hope to be a video game developer when I graduate from college. Anyway, she needs to understand that's your DAMN JOB. You should have said, "Would you rather me be a typical unemployed, video game playing, sexist boyfriend?" Although you could be all but unemployed.
suckmylife669 0
this happened on my birthday!
LaughingHobbit 4
cool job
digitalmunchies 2
Wish I can be a video game tester