Today, my girlfriend of 3 years said she was leaving me because recently I wasn't making much money, and was playing too many video games. I recently got a raise at my job of 5 years. The job? Testing video games. FML
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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she found out I play video games. No, not that I play too many video games or have an addiction to video games. Just that I play them, period. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me after 2 years of being together. The reason? I don't enjoy playing video games as much as he does. FML
Today, I was playing competitively for my clan in a tournament. Money is involved, and I was doing quite well until my girlfriend up and turned the PS4 off because I wasn't "paying enough attention" to her, despite being on a holiday with her for the previous 3 days. FML
Today, after six months of dating, my girlfriend decided to break up with me because my "obsession" of being on the computer and playing games all the time was cutting into "our time". She then told me to "get a life" and never wanted to see me again. She told me all of this on WoW. FML
Today, I beat my boyfriend in a video game. He promptly dumped me and told me to leave. FML
Today, my girlfriend of several years broke up with me because of my lack of ability to contribute financially to the life that she envisioned for herself, due to my significant contributions in child support to my ex. She wants a more equal partner. FML
Today, I realized that my ex has REALLY dumped me for a video game. And he will not change his mind. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she believes I "jinxed" her chances of getting the job she wanted. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after I beat her once again in a trivia game. She said that I was cheating, and if I was cheating on the game, I was definitely cheating on her as well. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I was unsuccessful at a job interview, and she didn't want to be with someone who "has no future". She's unemployed too. FML
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trollsemen 8
At least you have a kick-ass job
azcardinals1307 2
Unreasonable people are unreasonable. Sorry dude.
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Comments (332)
lisaw375 0
she is A bitch dude
azrial897 0
Find a girl who will understand like a girl gamer and congrats on the raise that's always awesome. It sucks when people dont understand I'm sorry
LILCJ0725 1
Lucky I want to be a video game tester
shaunM 6
i personally think you have the best job in the world sorry about your gf though
asoke 8
I want your job!
AMB3AST 7
That's lame, just find a gamer girl who will enjoy playing with you!
AnniKatrynia 3
id so date a guy who gets paid for that.. its cool i like watching guys play their games n shit its cool.
StJimmy666FML 4
Dude here's some advice. If she thought you weren't making enough money at your job and also thought you were playing too many video games even though your a game tester. She's one of two types of women she's either a gold digger or a b!tch. It still amazes me that some women don't understand the importance of game testers. they're there for a reason. and that reason is to find any glitches and tell the creators how to fix them. I know this because I myself am a gamer. I've been in your situation before. So don't sweat it man. She just isn't worth the time to think about her or miss her because it was her choice to not recognize that your getting paid to play video games.
deadxterror 0
Didn't she know?
cmabmb112210 0
And the winner for worst break up excuse goes too.....