Today, my girlfriend of 3 years said she was leaving me because recently I wasn't making much money, and was playing too many video games. I recently got a raise at my job of 5 years. The job? Testing video games. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she found out I play video games. No, not that I play too many video games or have an addiction to video games. Just that I play them, period. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me after 2 years of being together. The reason? I don't enjoy playing video games as much as he does. FML
Today, I was playing competitively for my clan in a tournament. Money is involved, and I was doing quite well until my girlfriend up and turned the PS4 off because I wasn't "paying enough attention" to her, despite being on a holiday with her for the previous 3 days. FML
Today, after six months of dating, my girlfriend decided to break up with me because my "obsession" of being on the computer and playing games all the time was cutting into "our time". She then told me to "get a life" and never wanted to see me again. She told me all of this on WoW. FML
Today, I beat my boyfriend in a video game. He promptly dumped me and told me to leave. FML
Today, my girlfriend of several years broke up with me because of my lack of ability to contribute financially to the life that she envisioned for herself, due to my significant contributions in child support to my ex. She wants a more equal partner. FML
Today, I realized that my ex has REALLY dumped me for a video game. And he will not change his mind. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she believes I "jinxed" her chances of getting the job she wanted. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after I beat her once again in a trivia game. She said that I was cheating, and if I was cheating on the game, I was definitely cheating on her as well. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I was unsuccessful at a job interview, and she didn't want to be with someone who "has no future". She's unemployed too. FML
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Top comments
trollsemen 8
At least you have a kick-ass job
azcardinals1307 2
Unreasonable people are unreasonable. Sorry dude.
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Comments (332)
fackincrazy 0
Dude you play video games for a living I don't think you can legally say fml
IPoopedOnU 12
First of all AWESOME JOB! Secondly did she know what ur job was?
lebronsucks 3
Greatest job hands down!
gooseyman 1
At least you have more money to spend on yourself and not her.
tc34 1
That's an awesome job
zachishere 2
Hey man at least ur doing what u love doing.. Video games and if she rly loves u she'll come back. Best of luck to u:)
MainPrism 16
F*ck her bro thats every mans dream job 4 gods sake!!!
alone_unafraid 0
**** her bro. keep the job, join gym, get shredded, acquire better female. Your life = so win. FML, not yours. You, my friend, are doing great.
Racbhat13 0
Feel your pain buddy... Had my fiancé of 4 years leave me in a very similar manner... Too much computer... I'm a software engineer fml
ndhin831 2
Sorry dude, but with a Jon that ******* cool you just know the universe is gonna **** with you somehow.