schwange
United States
Today, my girlfriend left me for my best friend. Over a text message with "lol" in it. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Autocorrected
Philippines
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me through a text message. In retaliation, I started typing a long list of everything I hate about her. Just as I pressed the send button, she text me again saying "Just joking. You know I'd never leave you. Love you babe :)" FML
Anonymous
Calcultated
Today, my girlfriend of two years broke up with me. Over text. While I was on vacation visiting my old grandparents. FML
heartbroken
Canada
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, all because whenever I laugh I say "lol." FML
Anonymous
Brisbane, Australia
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me via Twitter. FML
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Modesto, United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML
loser
United States
Today, my fiancée broke up with me. Via a myspace message. While we were in the same apartment. FML
Bambusmaster
Sobering
Today, I'm on vacation with my best friends. We went to a club and I drunk texted my girlfriend of one year about how nice everything is and how much I miss her. She responded by breaking up with me because she likes me more as a friend. FML
grantsidiots
Australia
Today, my fiancée broke up with me over text message while I was away for work. She later posted photos of her and her new boyfriend on Facebook, while still wearing my engagement ring. FML
yesguysgetabusedtoo
Papamoa, New Zealand
It's for the best
Today, my girlfriend had someone else dump me via text message. I knew it wasn't her because for once I wasn't being viciously insulted, and it wasn't written as if an illiterate baboon had taken a shit all over her keypad. I can't even feel happy about being rid of her. FML
sadface
United States
Today, I was dumped by my girlfriend due to our long distance relationship. She then agreed to date my best friend who lives in the same town as me. FML
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vengeance501 8
Send her a txt saying "Lol, jokes on you." just to mess with her.
blaine72 0
lol!
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Comments (133)
TJT 0
if she did it because of that she ain't worth it
WyKeD 0
lots of love?!?!? lmfao ... who needs the dumb beeeesh anyways?!?!? you know how to make a sammich right?!?!? hahaha
Darrian 2
lol
Tyraen 6
well...if she dumped you using 'lol' and ur best friend was taken in by her obviously wonderful personality, it's good u lost 'em both ;)
GTR10 0
r u sure he is ur best friend... u should gone to her house and punched her in the face then stabbed her... same wit ur bff
green_shade 0
So... did she send the text message to you or did you send it to her and she broke up with you because of it?
Cinn_fml 23
This is actually an excellent question.
Clutzs 5
im leaving u 4 mike lol
meggrifingirl 0
tht sucks
prod324 0
I agree wit 4, if she left u for ur best friend, u deserve better nd tht shows she's nasty nd a hoe
jewish_illsion 0
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL