Today, my girlfriend informed me that we aren't officially dating until she changes her Facebook relationship status. We've been "dating" for 3 months. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend told me that she didn't know we were actually dating. FML
Today, while surfing facebook I noticed someone in my network had recently shifted his relationship status from undeclared to "single." We've been dating exclusively for nine months. FML
Today, I changed my Facebook relationship status to "In a relationship." The girl is made up and the picture is from Google. FML
Today, after dating my girlfriend for about a month, she changed her Facebook status to taken. When I saw the update, I immediately clicked "Like." Then I looked up and saw I wasn't the person she had put herself in a relationship with. FML
Today, I had a date with a girl I'd been seeing for about a month. When I got home, I saw her Facebook status changed to "In a relationship." This made me kind of excited, until I realized it wasn't with me. FML
Today, I told my girlfriend over MSN that we had to talk. I log on to facebook and the first thing I see is that she changed our relationship from "In a Relationship" to "It's Complicated." FML
Today, I saw the girl I had started dating changed her Facebook relationship status to "In a relationship". Naturally, I changed mine too. The next time I logged on, she had commented, "Really?! Who?!" She was serious. FML
Today, my girlfriend changed her relationship status on Facebook to 'It's Complicated' because I didn't give her my last cookie. This happens all the time. FML
Today, I was talking to my girlfriend on Facebook. She's in the forces, and it was her birthday. I asked her if she liked the flowers I sent her. She thanked me, then asked if she could remove our relationship status. When I asked why, she said, "It's not like we're really going out anymore." FML
Today, my girlfriend's Facebook relationship status was changed to single. When I tried to ask her about, she told me she's a lesbian now. Her mullet should've been a clue. FML
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Top comments
UhHuhHoney 20
I've been with my man for almost 7 years. We've never updated our statuses online. I guess it's all been a lie this whole time.
keithsbooty 20
If you're dating a girl who takes "facebook official" that seriously, think about if you really want to date her anyway
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Comments (42)
91hayek 31
Marry her and she'll need a selfie and hashtags at the altar or it won't be real.
PurpleKicks 22
And this is one of the main reasons I flat out refuse to have a Facebook account...
GigaPudding_fml 24
I don't think you need Facebook to make it official but on the other hand I also don't think 3 months is that long for a "trial period"... Next time remember to talk about it to avoid misunderstandings!
amberthebear 7
dating and social media these days shouldn't correlate. I mean that going to the point and saying that you two are not dating till she changes her fb status is a bit ridiculous . that would be a personal deal breaker for me.
plan_Z 14
I agree, all this means is that untill it is online where others can call them out for it they could be sleeping around. If a website means more than a person they are dating in every sense but "facebook official", then that person is not worth the hassle or commitment.
barisozdemir 24
make her officially single.
chisty87 16
If she takes social media seriously buddy run fast and run far...
Goblin182 27
So you can see other women and its not cheating?
Dexter83_fml 17
Get rid
revolvearoundme 15
Take her camping for a couple days outside of cell range. It will be an awesome disaster.
tomvertigo 17
What a bitch.