Today, my girlfriend, her grandma, and I were leaving her house to eat lunch. I stubbed my toe on the door while exiting. It hurt, so I stood there shortly in pain. I heard my girlfriend's grandma call me a "pansy". I later saw blood and took off my shoe. My whole toenail had come off of my big toe. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, as I got up from the couch, my computer, which was next to me, fell on to my pinky toe. It fell just so that the edge of it cut my toe open. I cursed, and hobbled toward the bathroom to get a bandage. As I'm going into the bathroom, I stub said toe on the door jamb. FML
Today, I was on autopilot, walking out of the bathroom, and separated my pinky toe from the rest of my toes over the door frame. I dropped to the ground in pain, and my toe and half my foot still hurts hours later. FML
Today, I was clipping my nails. When I got to my toenail, the whole thing somehow ripped right out. I'm in agony. FML
Today, I broke my little toe. It got stuck in my panties as I struggled to get a leg through. FML
Today, I broke my toe and screamed, "Fuck!" My mom heard and yelled at me for swearing, while I laid on the floor in pain. FML
Today, the neighbors heard a blood curdling scream and called the cops, thinking I was being murdered. Nope. I just stubbed my toe. FML
Today, I was eating a bag of chips when one of the pieces broke off into a sharp point and when I chewed it, it stabbed into my gums. When I got up to wash the blood out of my mouth, I hit my big toe on my desk corner. FML
Today, while demonstrating to my wife how I broke my big toe, I broke the little toe on the opposite foot. FML
Today, I noticed one of my toenails was getting super long, so I cut it. In doing so, I accidentally ripped it off and it started bleeding. As I went to get something to stop it from bleeding, I got a huge splinter in my little toe, causing a painful infection. I think I should just go back to bed. FML
Today, I was walking in my apartment when I felt something stab my foot. Thinking it was a piece of glass, I looked down. It was one of my roommate's toenail clippings. FML
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Lolzords 11
Jeez, and still some people think you deserve it. D:
OhhxGoshhxAri 0
That's so gross. It really hurts too. But you must have hit your foot pretty hard to make the whole toenail come off! Ugh. It makes me sick just thinking about that image. Gross. ):
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Ickle_kins 0
that happened to me, it's not that bad. wimppppppp
Intoxicunt 6
Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, *gag*. WHY did you have to make me think of that!? Now both my feet hurt. :( That's terrible. FYL.
drybamboo 0
I feel your pain, OP. Really. Right after I visualized your toenail popping off your toe, I started feeling phantom pains.
alex_vik 1
Ouch, I've had that happen before, it's no fun.
bananamanama 0
Oh my god that must suck. I took half the nail off my index finger once from slamming it in a car door, one of those big doors on cars with only 2 doors. I was young so I don't remember too much. When you cut a nail too short or it rips off a bit short that HURTS. I can't imagine it being the whole nail and on your big toe. DAMN! FYL!
deliapearl 0
so? walk it off. it's what real men do.
Jennydew 0
You should have ripped her toenail off and then ask her who's the pansy now!
wakawakawaka_fml 0
That's happened to me twice; and I know for a fact it hurts like a bitch. FYL.
subcultured 0
the fact that half of that was a Happy Gilmore reference made me chuckle a little.
hele_fml 1
I lost the nails on both my big toes, due to cold. Yeah, playing soccer in the snow, without a change of socks is not smart.