Today, my girlfriend, her grandma, and I were leaving her house to eat lunch. I stubbed my toe on the door while exiting. It hurt, so I stood there shortly in pain. I heard my girlfriend's grandma call me a "pansy". I later saw blood and took off my shoe. My whole toenail had come off of my big toe. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, as I got up from the couch, my computer, which was next to me, fell on to my pinky toe. It fell just so that the edge of it cut my toe open. I cursed, and hobbled toward the bathroom to get a bandage. As I'm going into the bathroom, I stub said toe on the door jamb. FML
Today, I was on autopilot, walking out of the bathroom, and separated my pinky toe from the rest of my toes over the door frame. I dropped to the ground in pain, and my toe and half my foot still hurts hours later. FML
Today, I was clipping my nails. When I got to my toenail, the whole thing somehow ripped right out. I'm in agony. FML
Today, I broke my little toe. It got stuck in my panties as I struggled to get a leg through. FML
Today, I broke my toe and screamed, "Fuck!" My mom heard and yelled at me for swearing, while I laid on the floor in pain. FML
Today, the neighbors heard a blood curdling scream and called the cops, thinking I was being murdered. Nope. I just stubbed my toe. FML
Today, I was eating a bag of chips when one of the pieces broke off into a sharp point and when I chewed it, it stabbed into my gums. When I got up to wash the blood out of my mouth, I hit my big toe on my desk corner. FML
Today, while demonstrating to my wife how I broke my big toe, I broke the little toe on the opposite foot. FML
Today, I noticed one of my toenails was getting super long, so I cut it. In doing so, I accidentally ripped it off and it started bleeding. As I went to get something to stop it from bleeding, I got a huge splinter in my little toe, causing a painful infection. I think I should just go back to bed. FML
Today, I was walking in my apartment when I felt something stab my foot. Thinking it was a piece of glass, I looked down. It was one of my roommate's toenail clippings. FML
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Lolzords 11
Jeez, and still some people think you deserve it. D:
OhhxGoshhxAri 0
That's so gross. It really hurts too. But you must have hit your foot pretty hard to make the whole toenail come off! Ugh. It makes me sick just thinking about that image. Gross. ):
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Comments (125)
BulletStreet 0
i've done that before. Hurts like shit. It took five years for it to grow back. DX
Kel_x 0
Ouch! I feel your pain >< I was barefoot, SMACKED the front of my foot into a wall. Not only did I lose my third toenail, I also broke toe and the part underneath my toe >< FML.
Bullshet 0
Ow. I've done that before. Hurts like hell.
lace_belmort 1
YDI: cut your toenails!
gummibehrs 4
You just had to find SOMETHING wrong with a true FML didn't you? **** off.
kellandj2019 7
you don't have to have long toenails to stub them and rip them off-it's happened to me before
Mira Lux 26
@ 44. I have manged to stop my little toe nails from growing before(because of a lot of abuse from running into stuff by accident). When it wasn't growing and was short I manged to rip it clean off. You don't need long toenails to do this, you just need a hard hit and rotten luck
SusanaSaysRawrxD 0
Ew. My mom did that once. Taking nails off hurts like a bitch. Wrap a bandaid or something areound it REALLY tight, it hurts less if you imitate the pressure that the nail had. >_<
Crethius 4
Agreed with #17, it hurts just to read this FML!
SpitFyre 0
Suck it up, pansy. Nah, I kid, reading that actually made me cringe a little. Looks like I'm the pansy today.
gummibehrs 4
I got a bit nauseated when I read this, FYL.
TeeParty 0
Ooo....that happened to me once. I was like 8 years old. And I was still partially atached to my toe...and the chipped nail was connected to the sock. It hurt like hell getting it off. I know your pain. FYL.
Ret_fml 0
That's really got to hurt. Worst I've ever lost a nail was when I was hanging up a picture and bashed my thumb with a hammer. Well I didn't actuallt lose it, but it was all crumpled up and black like some kind of raisin. No more tools for me, I might end up doing something worse, like chopping off a limb. ;) I wonder what your girlfriend's grandma would think if she saw your nail-less toe now.