Today, my girlfriend, her grandma, and I were leaving her house to eat lunch. I stubbed my toe on the door while exiting. It hurt, so I stood there shortly in pain. I heard my girlfriend's grandma call me a "pansy". I later saw blood and took off my shoe. My whole toenail had come off of my big toe. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, as I got up from the couch, my computer, which was next to me, fell on to my pinky toe. It fell just so that the edge of it cut my toe open. I cursed, and hobbled toward the bathroom to get a bandage. As I'm going into the bathroom, I stub said toe on the door jamb. FML
Today, I was on autopilot, walking out of the bathroom, and separated my pinky toe from the rest of my toes over the door frame. I dropped to the ground in pain, and my toe and half my foot still hurts hours later. FML
Today, I was clipping my nails. When I got to my toenail, the whole thing somehow ripped right out. I'm in agony. FML
Today, I broke my little toe. It got stuck in my panties as I struggled to get a leg through. FML
Today, I broke my toe and screamed, "Fuck!" My mom heard and yelled at me for swearing, while I laid on the floor in pain. FML
Today, the neighbors heard a blood curdling scream and called the cops, thinking I was being murdered. Nope. I just stubbed my toe. FML
Today, I was eating a bag of chips when one of the pieces broke off into a sharp point and when I chewed it, it stabbed into my gums. When I got up to wash the blood out of my mouth, I hit my big toe on my desk corner. FML
Today, while demonstrating to my wife how I broke my big toe, I broke the little toe on the opposite foot. FML
Today, I noticed one of my toenails was getting super long, so I cut it. In doing so, I accidentally ripped it off and it started bleeding. As I went to get something to stop it from bleeding, I got a huge splinter in my little toe, causing a painful infection. I think I should just go back to bed. FML
Today, I was walking in my apartment when I felt something stab my foot. Thinking it was a piece of glass, I looked down. It was one of my roommate's toenail clippings. FML
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Lolzords 11
Jeez, and still some people think you deserve it. D:
OhhxGoshhxAri 0
That's so gross. It really hurts too. But you must have hit your foot pretty hard to make the whole toenail come off! Ugh. It makes me sick just thinking about that image. Gross. ):
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bobbysnickers 0
wow the stupidest stuff seems to happen to us men when we are with the girlfriend we may have at the time. shit happens man, you should go up to grandma later. "hey, want to see my scar on my toenail. i did this in your stupid doorway because you have the special one for old people."
just4laffs 0
Ask grandma and your girl out for a fun night of bowling. When picking out a ball, find a 16 pounder, accidentally drop it on grandmas foot. While she is screaming in agony, tell her your sorry... and suck it up you pansy!
mclaxin1115 0
On june 3, I slammed my dad's truck door with my finger still in it. I usually don't go down and stay down, but i did. my nail got black and shit, and i think I actually cut it in half. I don't mean like down the middle or side, but like when you try to cut a hair in half long ways. Worst pain i've ever had, and i've had a kid shove my head onto a hardened steel locker before.
capital_seven 0
That happened to me once (stubbed foot, took off shoe, lots of blood, removed big toe). I was about five years old, so...yeah, I cried. Your girlfriend's grandma is a bitch.
Ryan_the_Great 0
Guess the door won, hehe.
AntiChrist7 0
Even if your leg was broken, you are still the one stupid enough to break it. YDI
PeneGrande 0
Bitch
Crazyging 0
door-pwnage
ravenissothat 0
Something like that happened to me before. I had flip flops on and a metal chair got stuck when I was trying to fold it so I kicked it intentionally with the bottom of my foot but ended up hitting my toe on it instead. I stood there in pain for a bit then just went on with whatever I was doing. It was either my friend or I who had noticed it but there was a pool of blood around my toe later and that's when I realized part of my toenail had been ripped off. :p
frightful316 0
I agree with #9