Today, my girlfriend, her grandma, and I were leaving her house to eat lunch. I stubbed my toe on the door while exiting. It hurt, so I stood there shortly in pain. I heard my girlfriend's grandma call me a "pansy". I later saw blood and took off my shoe. My whole toenail had come off of my big toe. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, as I got up from the couch, my computer, which was next to me, fell on to my pinky toe. It fell just so that the edge of it cut my toe open. I cursed, and hobbled toward the bathroom to get a bandage. As I'm going into the bathroom, I stub said toe on the door jamb. FML
Today, I was on autopilot, walking out of the bathroom, and separated my pinky toe from the rest of my toes over the door frame. I dropped to the ground in pain, and my toe and half my foot still hurts hours later. FML
Today, I was clipping my nails. When I got to my toenail, the whole thing somehow ripped right out. I'm in agony. FML
Today, I broke my little toe. It got stuck in my panties as I struggled to get a leg through. FML
Today, I broke my toe and screamed, "Fuck!" My mom heard and yelled at me for swearing, while I laid on the floor in pain. FML
Today, the neighbors heard a blood curdling scream and called the cops, thinking I was being murdered. Nope. I just stubbed my toe. FML
Today, I was eating a bag of chips when one of the pieces broke off into a sharp point and when I chewed it, it stabbed into my gums. When I got up to wash the blood out of my mouth, I hit my big toe on my desk corner. FML
Today, while demonstrating to my wife how I broke my big toe, I broke the little toe on the opposite foot. FML
Today, I noticed one of my toenails was getting super long, so I cut it. In doing so, I accidentally ripped it off and it started bleeding. As I went to get something to stop it from bleeding, I got a huge splinter in my little toe, causing a painful infection. I think I should just go back to bed. FML
Today, I was walking in my apartment when I felt something stab my foot. Thinking it was a piece of glass, I looked down. It was one of my roommate's toenail clippings. FML
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Lolzords 11
Jeez, and still some people think you deserve it. D:
OhhxGoshhxAri 0
That's so gross. It really hurts too. But you must have hit your foot pretty hard to make the whole toenail come off! Ugh. It makes me sick just thinking about that image. Gross. ):
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Comments (125)
zee209 0
That happened once to me too, and it hurts like hell! I'm sorry it happened, and sorry even more that her grandmother called you a pansy. Does she think men can't wince or something if they feel pain? Jeez...FYL.
xSceneSceneBabyx 0
ew ew ew! that had to had hurt like a mo fo! ouch! *hugs*
Wankster 0
It's more like pussy
plexico 4
I'd have tossed the nail in granny's food at lunch. Later, ask her how she likes pansy-flavored dishes. But, then again, you are probably too much of a pansy to do this.
pumbasbffl912 0
haha thats mean,
justcatchme 0
i did the exact same thing only i broke my big toe... the day before i was competeing in the european championships :P
flinkpamingo 0
Oooohh! I did that once. It hurt like a SUNNY BEACH!!!
aback 5
You're allowed to say "son of a bitch" here. They won't tell Mommy. I promise.
porp1 4
ouch i actually was throwing out trash in garbage disposal and the huge metal door crashed on my big toe and it turned black and blue it happened 3 weeks ago and its still black
TheHeroOfTime 0
Today, I don't care. MLIA.
skyeyez9 25
My friend almost had my toenail torn off while riding his dirt bike. It was just barely hanging on. Instead of using nailclippers to remove it entirely, he chose to gross me out by flapping the bloody toenail up and down and pretend it was "talking."
Jaguaress 2
Oh wow that would've hurt. I've had that happen, too, and it did grow back. (fingernail as well as toe.) The one thing I have to ask is: is she like her grandma? Cos if so, you need a new girlfriend before she forgets what compassion is, too.