Today, my girlfriend finally got a Facebook account. Too bad she doesn't know the difference between a wall post and a message. She just described how much she enjoyed our sex last night, in great detail. My mom liked it. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend decided to break up with me over Facebook. Unfortunately, she "accidentally" posted it on my wall instead of sending me a message, so the whole world could see it. My mom liked her post. FML
Today, my mom, who is relatively new to Facebook, posted on her friend's wall, telling her about her recent diagnosis of vaginal thrush. She assumed that her wall post was private. Six of my friends liked the post. FML
Today, while I was having sex with my girlfriend, I heard a notification on my iPhone. I thought nothing of it until we were done, and then I checked it out. My mom had posted on my Facebook, telling me that if I didn't keep it down, she was going to come up to my room. FML
Today, my girlfriend "accidentally" set her relationship status to "single", and 20 of my friends "liked" it, including my mom. FML
Today, I lost my virginity. Not only did my parents somehow find out, they posted about it on Facebook. FML
Today, I saw my girlfriend's mother tagged at a restaurant, the same one I had suggested we try earlier in the week. At the time, she quickly shut me down because "that place sounds terrible". I guess she forgot that she finally added me on Facebook. FML
Today, I sent a message on Facebook to a girl I really like. She replied, "..." It took me three hours to realize she'd actually written it. I thought it was just Facebook telling me she was typing. FML
Today, my girlfriend updated her Facebook status when I was with her. No, let me correct myself. Today, my girlfriend updated her Facebook status when I was in her. FML
Today, I learned that my girlfriend takes creepshots of me sleeping, and my mom likes them on her Instagram. FML
Today, my recent ex-girlfriend posted a photo of herself on Facebook. It was a picture of herself in the arms of a half-naked male stripper. She posted it on my wall. FML
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xMrAndyTranx 4
why're you complaining now everyone knows you're a great ****
furburger 0
Just "liking" it leaves a lot of things in question. Like father, like son? She likes it like that too? She's glad you finally got laid? She's appreciative of your girlfriend's alliteration?
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Comments (118)
xavier1623 4
Dude. At least you HAD great sex. Imagine if it was horrible last night. GF: Dear god your little flaccid dick sucks balls. You barely even thrusted at all. I have no idea why i keep trying with you when you're not making any effort!!!!
eric1152 0
Lol be funny if both mom and dad liked it
shadowtrooper 0
dude that means you are great at having sex at least u get some I have not had sex in almost 1 year
HomeAl0ne 20
I assume (and hope, fervently hope) you mean she Liked it on Facebook, and not liked it as in enjoyed it at the time.
kahbrah 3
that's a cool mom
unrose 1
LIKE A BOSS.
Skye_Child 0
Either you mom got horny or she happy you go some booty lol but yea i think if she enjoyed it you woulda already known from screams and moans right??? Okae
Abllinckin 3
rofl op's mom is my new hero
Jeebuss 0
Lucky you. I'd get the catholic sex lecture instead of a like lol
Jester7 0
add me as a friend, I gotta see this hahahaha