Today, my girlfriend finally got a Facebook account. Too bad she doesn't know the difference between a wall post and a message. She just described how much she enjoyed our sex last night, in great detail. My mom liked it. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend decided to break up with me over Facebook. Unfortunately, she "accidentally" posted it on my wall instead of sending me a message, so the whole world could see it. My mom liked her post. FML
Today, my mom, who is relatively new to Facebook, posted on her friend's wall, telling her about her recent diagnosis of vaginal thrush. She assumed that her wall post was private. Six of my friends liked the post. FML
Today, while I was having sex with my girlfriend, I heard a notification on my iPhone. I thought nothing of it until we were done, and then I checked it out. My mom had posted on my Facebook, telling me that if I didn't keep it down, she was going to come up to my room. FML
Today, my girlfriend "accidentally" set her relationship status to "single", and 20 of my friends "liked" it, including my mom. FML
Today, I lost my virginity. Not only did my parents somehow find out, they posted about it on Facebook. FML
Today, I saw my girlfriend's mother tagged at a restaurant, the same one I had suggested we try earlier in the week. At the time, she quickly shut me down because "that place sounds terrible". I guess she forgot that she finally added me on Facebook. FML
Today, I sent a message on Facebook to a girl I really like. She replied, "..." It took me three hours to realize she'd actually written it. I thought it was just Facebook telling me she was typing. FML
Today, my girlfriend updated her Facebook status when I was with her. No, let me correct myself. Today, my girlfriend updated her Facebook status when I was in her. FML
Today, I learned that my girlfriend takes creepshots of me sleeping, and my mom likes them on her Instagram. FML
Today, my recent ex-girlfriend posted a photo of herself on Facebook. It was a picture of herself in the arms of a half-naked male stripper. She posted it on my wall. FML
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xMrAndyTranx 4
why're you complaining now everyone knows you're a great ****
furburger 0
Just "liking" it leaves a lot of things in question. Like father, like son? She likes it like that too? She's glad you finally got laid? She's appreciative of your girlfriend's alliteration?
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Comments (118)
Decodedman 1
FYL. Now quit bragging. :)
wittyme 0
cool girlfriend and mom! lol
JpasDa1 2
Now every female you know on facebook its gonna wanna try your stuff out to make sure your girlfriend isn't just full of hot air, but is full of you ;)
dudehaha 4
ahahaha
porridge111 6
dude that's awesome !
GoingLesbian 0
LOL oh shit. Least it wasn't your mother asking about your period on your wall. I'M 21 MOM srsly?!? Lol
FYLbeast 2
at least you will find out if she ever cheats...she'll just post it on her wall accidentally
KayyLily 0
be glad it was about how good you are and not how much you suck.
underguarded 20
YDI for having your parents as friends on FaceBook.
EvilDave 13
I don't see the problem with this.
Zombies_eat_Nath 0
if Diddly-Bob ol mr Jenkins taught me anything.. I would say you should have had this deep conversation with your mom. almost like a bonding thing.. talking about sex and how nasty it was and how great it was and what kinda fruit it made you feel like.! then after your done with that ask your mom if she's your sister dude?? that's how alot of ppl like it.. idk about you or Peter or me.. well ya know. but! sex is almost like drilling a hole in an orange. I don't know where I'm going with this so just have a good day Timmy! :D