Today, my girlfriend decided it would be cute to leave a love letter in my car while I was at work. She left my lights on. I got a dead battery. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I woke up to find that I left my headlights on last night. I found out by the headlights of my car smashed and a post-it note on my windshield saying "you accidentally left your headlights on... I took care of that for you". FML
Today, I left my lights on in my car, which I only realized at lunchtime, so I made sure to turn the lights off, and tried to start it. The battery was dead, so I called my dad to jump start it before I got back from my game. I later came back from the game and the lights were on. He'd left the lights on after jump starting it. FML
Today, I thought it would be romantic to take my girlfriend to the beach. It was raining so we left our shoes and phones in the car so we wouldn't be bothered. Apparently, I left my keys in the car too. The car was locked. FML
Today, my car ran out of battery. I'm writing this from the middle of the road. FML
Today, somebody stopped by the front desk at the hotel I work at to report a vehicle had its headlights on. I wrote down the info, including the plate. Hours later, after my shift was over, I finally realized that it was MY vehicle. The battery was dead. FML
Today, I got into my car and it wouldn't start. I noticed I had left the lights on and assumed the battery was dead. Then, I couldn't get my key out of the ignition. So, I called AAA only to have the guy put my car in park and start the engine. FML
Today, my girlfriend left me. When she moved out, she even took the light bulbs with her. FML
Today, I found a note on my car windshield that said, “Sorry about what happened.” I immediately assumed someone had hit it. After panicking for 2 minutes, I realized the note had been left by my friend, who had borrowed my car and accidentally left the radio playing overnight, draining the battery. FML
Today, after working the midnight shift at my job, I thought it would be nice to leave a sweet love note along with my boyfriend's favourite candy in his car. Upon finding it, he immediately broke up with me for "breaking into" his car. FML
Today, my phone died while I was on the phone with my girlfriend. When I finally got a charger, I saw a text message from her. I'm now single. FML
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Top comments
Pleonasm 36
Not the brightest bulb in the shed, but the idea was nice enough to give your relationship a jump-start, no?
DocBastard 40
Just don't hit her for her mistake! You'll definitely be charged with battery.
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Comments (92)
poindexter25 5
At least the love battery didn't go out
ShannonBitt 29
At least you had something to read while you found someone yo give you a jump start.
ShannonBitt 29
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winkydog4056 16
Look on the bright side! You have a girl that loves you.
cthewhatever 9
It's hard to look on the bright side when your car lights don't turn on.
Zacham 5
hey dead battery or not she's a keeper! that's cute I would be super happy if my gf did that regardless of the battery
journeytotheend 16
Easily fixable! It's the thought that counted
chinagirl3343 8
Why would she need to turn your lights on to leave a letter? Are you sure YOU didn't forget to turn them off???
Neligee 9
At least she made the attempt !
xmaximusx 12
Be thankful and remember that cute gesture years after when u get married and wonder "WHAT THE **** AM I DOING!!!!
hateevryone 15
It's cute that she did that but she should know better than to leave the lights on.
SoultheWolf 19
If you are talking about the lights inside your car, then that really sucks, but at least she tried to make a sweet gesture. If you mean your headlights, then I highly doubt it was her fault, and YDI for blaming her.