Today, my girlfriend decided it would be cute to leave a love letter in my car while I was at work. She left my lights on. I got a dead battery. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I woke up to find that I left my headlights on last night. I found out by the headlights of my car smashed and a post-it note on my windshield saying "you accidentally left your headlights on... I took care of that for you". FML
Today, I left my lights on in my car, which I only realized at lunchtime, so I made sure to turn the lights off, and tried to start it. The battery was dead, so I called my dad to jump start it before I got back from my game. I later came back from the game and the lights were on. He'd left the lights on after jump starting it. FML
Today, I thought it would be romantic to take my girlfriend to the beach. It was raining so we left our shoes and phones in the car so we wouldn't be bothered. Apparently, I left my keys in the car too. The car was locked. FML
Today, my car ran out of battery. I'm writing this from the middle of the road. FML
Today, somebody stopped by the front desk at the hotel I work at to report a vehicle had its headlights on. I wrote down the info, including the plate. Hours later, after my shift was over, I finally realized that it was MY vehicle. The battery was dead. FML
Today, I got into my car and it wouldn't start. I noticed I had left the lights on and assumed the battery was dead. Then, I couldn't get my key out of the ignition. So, I called AAA only to have the guy put my car in park and start the engine. FML
Today, my girlfriend left me. When she moved out, she even took the light bulbs with her. FML
Today, I found a note on my car windshield that said, “Sorry about what happened.” I immediately assumed someone had hit it. After panicking for 2 minutes, I realized the note had been left by my friend, who had borrowed my car and accidentally left the radio playing overnight, draining the battery. FML
Today, after working the midnight shift at my job, I thought it would be nice to leave a sweet love note along with my boyfriend's favourite candy in his car. Upon finding it, he immediately broke up with me for "breaking into" his car. FML
Today, my phone died while I was on the phone with my girlfriend. When I finally got a charger, I saw a text message from her. I'm now single. FML
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Top comments
Pleonasm 36
Not the brightest bulb in the shed, but the idea was nice enough to give your relationship a jump-start, no?
DocBastard 40
Just don't hit her for her mistake! You'll definitely be charged with battery.
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Comments (92)
mpsteve137 15
She tried to kickstart your heart, but ended up needing to do so to your battery
FizzyApple 3
I sense you are having these feelings by the way you wrote this?
anythingmustbe 18
Love may make the world go round but not your cars wheels. At least it was a sweet gesture she had good intentions. Just recharge your batteries and get on with your day.
DocBastard 40
Just don't hit her for her mistake! You'll definitely be charged with battery.
Pleonasm 36
I'd beat the living headlights out of her- er, I mean daylights.
shoopd 19
Doc, don't be so negative. Your comment is way out of alkaline. We would have to take a volt to see if he should be charged or just grounded.
mod3rator 2
She can show her burning love by driving you home XD
FlyingPie 17
At least you trust her enough to letter have access to your ca - but that wasn't very bright of her.
gracehi 33
Well, now your girlfriend has the opportunity to display her love for you with more than mere words but with action by coming to rescue you and your dead car.
sbstar2017 8
Its the thought that counts, i guess.
dredkin 5
Don't get mad, get glad. You have a girl who loves you enough to do something like that.. Though its going to be a time getting a new battery, best of luck with that.
alwayswinning123 7
The best things always end in the worst
jelly713 19
So pessimistic & it's not always that way.