Fuck you, Tesla.
Tesla was robbed
Today, my car ran out of battery. I'm writing this from the middle of the road. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Bad time for insurance denials
Today, my car broke down dead in the middle of the highway. As I was unable to get it out of the road, it was impounded, and my insurance won't help. Now I'm further in debt and struggling to get to work. FML
supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
Maida Vale, Australia
Worst day
Today, my car broke down on my way home from university. I tried calling for help, only to realise my phone had completely run out of charge. Luckily, I had passed a police station so I decided to walk the 10 minutes down the road to ask for a phone. When I got there, the station was closed. FML
303
Houston, United States
Today, I picked up my car from the repair shop, drove two miles, and ran out of gas. I then walked to get gas, put a gallon of gas in the car, and tried to start it. The battery was too weak to start the car, and died on the spot. FML
JerseyGirl
United States
Today, I went out to my car to run some errands. It wouldn't start. I called AAA, only to find out my battery wasn't dead, it was stolen. FML
stranded
United States
Today, my friend's van ran out of gas on an expressway off-ramp. After pushing it to the shoulder, we walked to a gas station and got a can of gas. We got back to the van to find that the battery had died from leaving on the lights and hazards to avoid an accident. FML
j
Canada
Today, I ran out of gas while driving, and had to call a tow truck. I drive a tow truck. FML
Blake Lawrence
Salt Lake City, United States
Today, my girlfriend decided it would be cute to leave a love letter in my car while I was at work. She left my lights on. I got a dead battery. FML
Anonymous
United States
It's all too much
Today, my car crapped out in the middle of the road, after over a year of only being able to find short contract jobs, all while juggling the grief of the back to back deaths of my mother and grandfather. FML
someone
Mogadore, United States
Today, my car broke down. I pulled to the side of the road to call a tow truck. After waiting what seemed like hours, the tow truck showed up, and then ran into the back of my car. FML
MERRY FUCKMYARSEMASS
United Kingdom
Today, my car broke down on the highway, and I had to call for a tow truck. It finally showed up, only to break down too less than a mile later. Cue nearly freezing to death while we waited for help to arrive for the both of us. FML
Top comments
RichardPencil 32
And you think to compose an FML instead of getting to a safe place? Did you just ignore the "gas gauge" for hours?
wrenavery90 12
So it doesn't just all of a sudden run out of battery. Did you completely ignore the gauge?
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (5)
RichardPencil 32
And you think to compose an FML instead of getting to a safe place? Did you just ignore the "gas gauge" for hours?
wrenavery90 12
So it doesn't just all of a sudden run out of battery. Did you completely ignore the gauge?