Today, I was accepted to Harvard's law program. Prestigious right? After hearing the good news the only thing my parents talked about over dinner was who they wanted to win American Idol: Adam, Kris or Danny. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I announced to my family that I got accepted into Harvard. My grandma laughed and muttered, "Liar." FML
Today, I got my acceptance letter from Harvard University. Yay! Unfortunately, I sent it as a joke, never thinking I'd get accepted and I have absolutely no way to get there, or the money to pay for it. FML
Today, I received my acceptance letter to one of the most prestigious universities in the US, as well as a nice scholarship. I was so proud of myself, I eagerly showed my dad, hoping he would shed a tear or two. His only words were, "Just get a job so you can get the hell out of my house." FML
Today, I got a letter from Yale Law School saying I got a 4 year full scholarship. I called my dad crying and read the whole thing… even the bottom of the letter, which said, "April fools' ! Love, Mom and Dad." FML
Today, I excitedly told my mom how I got accepted to the master’s program of my dreams. She decided now would be a good time to proudly repeat for the millionth time how she gave up a full ride to the Ivy League to marry my father, and I ought to be a "good woman" and do the same. FML
Today, I told my mom I want to try out for American Idol. She responded with, "You don't take disappointment well." FML
Today, my parents want me to become a lawyer, all because our family members keep getting into feuds and court cases. I'm a successful developer, and run my own company. FML
Today, I was accepted to college and received a scholarship equal to almost half the tuition. After sharing this news with my parents, I spent the next 35 minutes getting yelled at about how I wasn't allowed to go there because my boyfriend might go there. FML
Today, I announced to my family that I will be trying out for the next season of America's Best Dance Crew. They responded by laughing hysterically and my mother said "You guys suck, good luck making it past auditions". FML
Today, when taking a group picture with my closest friends, a passing parent congratulated us on getting into the same university for next year. She's wrong. They're all going to Cambridge, except for me. I was rejected. FML
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mf_fml 0
"prestigious, right?" kinda killed it.
harro1337 0
at least you got into Harvard
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Comments (252)
Cheatx 0
I think Danny's gonna win.
OmgGuessWhatChic 0
Penis is good
mackenzieex3 0
Kris won :D he touched my hand at a concert :3
El_patron 0
fail
stopreadingmynam 0
Adam shouldve won. he lost cause of the motherfuckers who hate gay people
franniedottp 8
gah that didn't let me like ur comment
EclipseCandy6 24
Adam definitely should have won! You're exactly right. It's supposed to be about TALENT. Not what someone chooses to do with their OWN BODY in their OWN TIME. Makes me so ******* angry he lost.
taotu 0
...I really hope they didn't pick Danny.
Sam_13161821 0
adam! :D
harro1337 0
at least you got into Harvard
chameleon724 8
Haha ikr? It's like he made this FML just to brag about being accepted XD
sunshyne84_fml 0
lol well maybe you're so smart they figured u would get in so it wasnt much of a surprise?
mf_fml 0
"prestigious, right?" kinda killed it.
LittleMissLady 0
Agreed.
23lf 16
Man, if only there was a button to signify that
deebster 0
man, some parents dont give a rats ass huh? its ok man, when your driving that Ferrari it wont mater, GRATZ!
munnzx 0
i hope ADAM win!! :D and oh, sorrrrrry. congratulations! haha.
laura171717 0
I HOPE ADAM WINS!!!!! oh yea, congrats lol
ddrluna 2
Agreed with 5. It's not like you became President or anything. That statement made you sound pretty high on yourself.
responses 0
He got into Harvard law school. Don't be a bitch because your jealous. And grats op.
JennyObama 3
He clearly worked hard for to get in and there's really no need to be hating on it.
Shunnabunich 2
Haha, wow...get out of there while you still can! :P