Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She gave me back the brand new box of 12 condoms that I had bought and left at her house. There were 8 left and I wasn't the one who opened them. FML
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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me and refused to give me back the condoms I'd just bought. Why? Because she wants to use them with the guys she's been cheating on me with. FML
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Today, I went to my boyfriend's house, with whom I've been with for four years. I've been in Australia for the last two months and before I left, he bought a box of 12 condoms, saying we would use them when I got back. We went to the bedroom and I opened the box. There was one left. FML
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oooh_dear 0
you need sweet sweet revenge. how close are you to her best friend? ;] just a thought.
reset_button 0
Tell her you found holes in your 8 condoms, and are worried that the others had holes in them too
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Comments (97)
turdburgers 0
11 is a stupid idea. She's the one who opened the box, how would the holes have gotten there? I'm pretty sure the condom companies do very rigorous quality testing on every condom.
SpideyRules 9
Maybe she just really likes cucumbers :/
upintheorange 5
why do all you people assume she's cheating? can't a carrot have some safe fun too? don't go ballistic on me, I'm just joking.
alloyd61 0
you mist have sucked in the bed bro
cod3rEd 2
sorry about that I can re inburst you for the 2 we used if you'd like . ooooh ... jk smack a bitch ...
TwinRoxas 7
Wow, cheating bitch much?
LadyReptar 0
Theres a slight chance that her parents older bother or sister used some. But theres an even bigger chance that she was cheating on you :/ FYL
pinkalicious224 7
Well she owes u a new box of condoms
Jwreaume 5
Oh man, that is harsh. Just because I'm a prick like that, I'm curious if she had a sister, or a really close best friend.........
lilsawty2 8
She might have lent some to her sister or friend. Glass half full... :)