Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She gave me back the brand new box of 12 condoms that I had bought and left at her house. There were 8 left and I wasn't the one who opened them. FML
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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me and refused to give me back the condoms I'd just bought. Why? Because she wants to use them with the guys she's been cheating on me with. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 8 months and I broke up. We decided to give back everything we ever bought for each other. I gave her the stuff she bought me and when I asked for my stuff she said she'd sold it and spent the money on herself. FML
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Today, my girlfriend decided to break up with me because she found a bra in my cupboard. It was hers. FML
Today, the condoms I bought a few years ago as a celebration of dumping my girlfriend due to a lack of sex, have expired. Every last one of them. FML
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Today, I walked in on my girlfriend cheating on me. The guy turned around and said, "Sorry, I borrowed your condoms." FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house, with whom I've been with for four years. I've been in Australia for the last two months and before I left, he bought a box of 12 condoms, saying we would use them when I got back. We went to the bedroom and I opened the box. There was one left. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Her birthday is tomorrow so she sent her new boyfriend to pick up her birthday present. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Instead of having breakup sex, she tidied my room. She said it gave her more pleasure than any time we'd ever had sex. FML
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oooh_dear 0
you need sweet sweet revenge. how close are you to her best friend? ;] just a thought.
reset_button 0
Tell her you found holes in your 8 condoms, and are worried that the others had holes in them too
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Comments (97)
Aeth_fml 0
Either she's a bitch, or she has a younger brother who's too embarrassed to buy his own. Unfortunately, I suspect the former.
joeddamage1 0
Just kill that ***** hooker bitch.
rnegi 0
Maybe she had a water balloon fight. They can hold several liters of water
sash_fml 0
maybe she kept some ;]
silentspilla 0
wow ur really pretty
wierdkid118 0
omg! dude thats why u never leave them at a girls house i did once and i counted them all everytime just to make sure, cuz u never kno :(
Milata 0
Have Revenge by using the condoms on the person shes with.... wait i said the wrong thing, Just use em and put em on the guys bed before they go to his place, :D
Huggy_fml 0
ok so a mix of 5 and 11, tell her you realized there was a hole in the condom while effing her mom, and there mite be a chance her mom or sister or friend is pregnant, and possibly her 2
Capo123 0
**** her mom, her sister, her best friend...ummm... her other sister her cousins and make her life miserable cuz that was really ****** up on her part
Capo123 0
wait that whole idea about tellin her the condoms might have holes thats pretty good
waterpolorat12 0
karma will get her and help u b4 u know it. just leave it alone and try ur best to live ur life. if sleepin with her sister u have all the right to do that bro.