Today, my girlfriend broke up with me over the phone, after having left me to look after her dog while she went on a 2-week vacation with her family. Now I have to choose between paying for a kennel for her damn dog or taking care of it every day until she gets back. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because her dog "told her to". FML
Today, my girlfriend came over to talk. She just got back from a small vacation, and she'd asked me to feed her dogs while she was gone, so I did. I even stayed with them at times so they wouldn't get lonely. My girlfriend had come over to break up with me. She didn't do so earlier because she needed her dogs fed. FML
Today, my girlfriend canceled our date I've been looking forward to all week because her dog was having puppies. She doesn't have a dog. FML
Today, my girlfriend whom I'm crazy about broke up with me out of the blue. After pleading with her unsuccessfully, I called my mom for comfort and advice. She informed me that my dog had died. FML
Today, my fiancé and I broke up, and he won't answer my calls or texts. I don't want him back; he has my dog. FML
Today, it's been 3 weeks since my girlfriend of 5 years stopped answering any calls or texts. I sent her a long email for closure (for me) only to get a response that she's on vacation. I had no idea she was going away and I don't know what I did. Time to get another dog and be done with "love" for good. FML
Today, I texted my girlfriend to tell her that we couldn't hang out because my dog died this morning and we were burying him. She replied that she wasn't going to get stood up by a stupid dog. She then broke up with me. FML
Today, I went to pick up my dog from a friend's place since she agreed to watch him while I went out of state for Spring Break. I arrived at her apartment. She’s gone and the apartment was vacated. She won’t answer her phone or texts, and vanished from all social media. I’m still making payments on the dog. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because her mom said she would buy her a pug if she did. I got dumped for a dog, and an ugly one for that matter. FML
Today, my wife of seven years told me that she doesn't trust me with dog-sitting her dog while she leaves to spend Thanksgiving, Christmas and New Year's with her family. She ended up calling someone she "trusts" to take care of her dog while I spend the holidays by myself. FML
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cutycat136 28
Just take it to one of her closest relatives and tell them they'll have to take care of it until she's back because you're leaving.
sandraw1 22
Not stealing - taking care of it for an indefinite periode of time :)
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Comments (279)
shelglo 5
anytime I have to board my dog, I always pay when I pick her up, not when I drop her off. find a place like this. make sure they're reputable, the dog didn't screw you, but you can screw her when she gets back to pick up her dog!
Witchylady 18
Take care of the dog. It's not the dogs fault that she is a nasty mean person.
dblogic 19
I would be so tempted to get a prop knife, fake blood, and stage a doggy homicide photo (or perhaps you have some good photoshop skills) & text it to that **** to hopefully ruin her vacation with emotional anguish...but that's just me. This FML reminds me of the time I was staying at my boyfriend's place dog-sitting for him while he was on vacation & I found out he was cheating on me. I took the high road & cared for the dog until his return...but I wished I would've staged the homicide scene instead!!
lfsabtch 4
Leave plenty of food and water out for it (use their dishes/pots an pans if need be) and just let it roam the house! Maybe stop by a few times to let it out, but other than that, piss and shit all over the house sounds like adequate punishment
tamthough 9
Take it and run
arrowgold 19
Don't punish the dog! Take care of it.
frostjack 5
dump the dog back at her place and then tell her where it is. make her leave her lil vacation to save her dog.
jamongrande 14
Drop it off at the pound and let her know, that way the dog won't be put down but she'll have to pay a fine to get it back
Axel5238 29
Animals get put down after 2 weeks of not being adopted. The dog would either be given a new home or dead.
MissRaindrop 20
Pretty much all shelters make exceptions for those that they know belong to someone, especially if they have contact info and know the oerson to be in vacation. The shelters in my area give a fullmonth for someone to claim the dog and will all the owner every day if there is one. Dog sitter let mine loose one day and didn't tell me. Next day the shelter called and held my dog for 3 weeks till I got home. Had to pay a huge fee for care but not all shelters are heartless if you let them know what's up.
5280420 13
Lid up on all the toilets, open bag of food on the floor. Let her deal with the rest.
nikitazed 10
If you really hate her, or dislike her to the point of being rude upon giving her the dog you can say something like "goodbye bitch, and bye [name of the dog]"