Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. I started to tear up and told her I had something stuck in my eye. I was secretly thrilled as I had been trying to end it for weeks. Seeing me cry, she immediately took it back. I really just had something stuck in my eye. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I slightly hesitated when she asked if she was beautiful. I am blind. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 2 years broke up with me because she said I was more of a woman than she was. I yelled out, "I HATE YOU!" and started to cry. She then took a tampon out of her purse, handed it to me, laughed, and walked away. FML
Today, my girlfriend was crying. I asked her what was wrong, and she said her husband was going to divorce her for seeing me. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She came over to see me one last time. We hugged for minutes and cried; it was a touching moment. Just after she left, I realized my wallet that I had on the table beside us was gone. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. By making out with her new boyfriend in front of me. FML
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. She responded by sitting on the floor, crying like a baby and screaming "WHY?" at strangers. FML
Today, I was in bed with my girlfriend and she asked to see my phone to check my Snapchat to see what was in there. After she was done with it, she start looking into her phone to see her memories and started crying over her ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, after weeks of doubt and pondering the pros and cons, I finally broke up with my girlfriend, and she burst into tears. Feeling guilty, I tried to console her by saying, "Don't worry, we can still be cousins." FML
Today, while getting ready for a friend's wedding, I was curling my eyelashes. My cat decided to jump onto the towel rod. As I went to catch her, I ripped all the eyelashes out of one eye. I called my boyfriend crying. When he saw me, he laughed and said, "You look really surprised in that eye." FML
Today, I poured my heart out to my girlfriend with a serenade. After I finished, she told me she'd come over to tell me she'd found someone else and wanted to break up. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
almost_there44 26
You can't take back a breakup. Y'all both want to break up, doesn't matter who ends it. Seems like y'all with rather be in a miserable relationship than hurting each other's feelings.
manb91uk 22
Maybe you should stop being a pussy and just break up with her yourself? It should be easier now you know she doesn’t want your ass either
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (20)
yeongji 31
You should have told her right then and there that the damage is done (no going back on her words). Unless the two of you want to continue being in a miserable relationship, the break up will bound to happen sooner or later. Better to end it now than drag it out and cause each other to suffer even more.
Jurbla 14
You can't bring yourself to be the one to end a relationship you don't want anymore and she's so uncertain of what she wants that she decides not to break up as soon as she thinks you're crying. Neither of you are invested in this relationship since you both want it to end and, more importantly, neither of you are displaying the emotional maturity needed for a successful one anyway. Break up, take some time to be single and discover yourself. Seriously.
Jurbla 14
You can't bring yourself to be the one to end a relationship you don't want anymore and she's so uncertain of what she wants that she decides not to break up as soon as she thinks you're crying. Neither of you are invested in this relationship since you both want it to end and, more importantly, neither of you are displaying the emotional maturity needed for a successful one anyway. Break up, take some time to be single and discover yourself. Seriously.
Jurbla 14
You can't bring yourself to be the one to end a relationship you don't want anymore and she's so uncertain of what she wants that she decides not to break up as soon as she thinks you're crying. Neither of you are invested in this relationship since you both want it to end and, more importantly, neither of you are displaying the emotional maturity needed for a successful one anyway. Break up, take some time to be single and discover yourself. Seriously.
Lee Elliott 4
should be like, and can be like, "no, you wanted to break up, fine, lets break up"