Anonymous
Poole, United Kingdom
Today, a gothic 16-year-old with a bread knife tried to mug me. After warning her to back off multiple times, I punched her in the face. She ran off crying and reported me to the police. They don't believe my side of the story. FML
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RichardPencil 32
She probably buttered up the cops.
interesting33 37
is there CCTV? that sucks OP
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PhantomCrevan 8
... why does this post give me a sense of dèjá vu...?
PhantomCrevan 8
And I realized why. The same thing happened to one of my high school teachers back... twenty something years ago when he went to the U.K. Apparently this is a fairly common issue.
interesting33 37
is there CCTV? that sucks OP
RichardPencil 32
She probably buttered up the cops.
exileonmainst 16
I guess you’re a bit rye-led up huh? But there’s no need to worry, at least you have all your dough.
RichardPencil 32
She didn’t get any of your bread? Not even a pumpernickel!?!?
exileonmainst 16
She got none of the bread. But I think he has crust issues now.
Glowworm56 27
This is just simply dreadful.
Takegami 22
Next time just sucker punch the little brat
neuronerd 29
That's... that's what he did...
Arashikage 18
Did you stop reading after the first sentence
Mathalamus 25
Why didn't you simply run? I expected that to happen 100%. Why didn't you?
ThrottleJockey 36
That's when you say, in your best Austrian accent, "that's not a knife, THIS is a knife!" Then you pull out a steak knife.
Alex Lawrence 4
Australian*
ThrottleJockey 36
Thanks Alex, stupid autocorrect.
acmariner99 25
Knives are illegal in the UK
Dave_Davington 34
Zat's not eine knife. Zis is eine knife.
NostalgiaFreak9 43
If the knife wasn’t lost, turn it into the police as evidence. Hopefully her fingerprints will be on it if she wasn’t wearing gloves.
QueenSaru 28
I have questions. Did you like... just stand there and wait while she went to get the cops and came back?