BadBoyfriend
El Paso, United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me for not remembering our anniversary. Our three week anniversary. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
jake
United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I forgot it was her birthday. We had only been dating for 2 weeks. I didn't even know when it was. FML
Anonymous
Mysterious girl
Today, my girlfriend of two years broke up with me. It was our anniversary just 3 nights ago, and she said she was sorry for leading me on. She still hasn’t told me why. FML
Anonymous
Qu?bec, Canada
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me by taping a breakup note to my doorstep and ding-dong-ditching me. FML
Forgotten
Today, my girlfriend has memory issues because of a car accident. She broke up with me because I was acting like if things were more serious that she wanted them to be. She forgot she proposed. FML
mysteryguy3039
Today, my girlfriend gave me a two week notice for our relationship. FML
giffinator6
You can't hurry love
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years left me for a girl he's barely known for 3 weeks. FML
brycepetrillo
New Port Richey, United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me through my birthday card. FML
tarah
Alexa, play "What difference does it make?" by The Smiths
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after finding out my parents are divorced. Same reason my last three girlfriends broke up with me. FML
loser
United States
Today, my fiancée broke up with me. Via a myspace message. While we were in the same apartment. FML
holla1787
United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Her birthday is tomorrow so she sent her new boyfriend to pick up her birthday present. FML
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Grand_Cookie 21
She's crazy and you needed to get away anyway.
samzap 6
The big 21 days of dating, doesn't everyone know that you need to purpose to her for marriage by then?
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Comments (139)
mercC63girl 6
Hahahaha
neuroticallyyour_fml 17
I told my ex-girlfriend I loved her after 3 days (it was mutual) and we were together for five years. Granted it didn't work out but not everyone who says that they love their partner early in a relationship is crazy. My current partner and I exchanged I Love Yous after a month of knowing each other and we're getting married in September. Sometimes people just know when they love someone else.
neuroticallyyour_fml 17
Three weeks is a little (ok, a lot) crazy but what's wrong with celebrating monthly anniversaries if both partners want to? My partner and I were both in very abusive relationships before meeting each other and because we appreciate each other and cherish all the time we spend together, we acknowledge, but not always celebrate, our monthly anniversary. And yes, I'm aware that the prefix anni- means yearly and is technically incorrect to describe a monthly event but what else do you call it?
ladytigerhunts 20
That's too extreme. Good thing she broke up with you, she's clearly unstable.
Marie314 17
Better to figure out she was crazy now rather than later
Kolden 11
Bullet. Dodged.
XistingPrince 9
What is this madness?
Brilliant66star 17
The madness was just beginning; be glad you got away from this one now..!
iDumpo 7
Was she the overattached girlfriend?
rachirbreb 1
shes crazy and over-attached who neeeds her anyway