BadBoyfriend
El Paso, United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me for not remembering our anniversary. Our three week anniversary. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
jake
United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I forgot it was her birthday. We had only been dating for 2 weeks. I didn't even know when it was. FML
Anonymous
Mysterious girl
Today, my girlfriend of two years broke up with me. It was our anniversary just 3 nights ago, and she said she was sorry for leading me on. She still hasn’t told me why. FML
Anonymous
Qu?bec, Canada
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me by taping a breakup note to my doorstep and ding-dong-ditching me. FML
Forgotten
Today, my girlfriend has memory issues because of a car accident. She broke up with me because I was acting like if things were more serious that she wanted them to be. She forgot she proposed. FML
mysteryguy3039
Today, my girlfriend gave me a two week notice for our relationship. FML
giffinator6
You can't hurry love
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years left me for a girl he's barely known for 3 weeks. FML
brycepetrillo
New Port Richey, United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me through my birthday card. FML
tarah
Alexa, play "What difference does it make?" by The Smiths
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after finding out my parents are divorced. Same reason my last three girlfriends broke up with me. FML
loser
United States
Today, my fiancée broke up with me. Via a myspace message. While we were in the same apartment. FML
holla1787
United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Her birthday is tomorrow so she sent her new boyfriend to pick up her birthday present. FML
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Grand_Cookie 21
She's crazy and you needed to get away anyway.
samzap 6
The big 21 days of dating, doesn't everyone know that you need to purpose to her for marriage by then?
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Comments (139)
VulpesImortalis 4
me and my gf don't even remember the day we got together or when we met. let alone every ******* week anniversary. hell sometimes I don't even get to hear from get for weeks due to her job or her frequently losing her phone. all about trust. ldr is a tough business
ravenxcorvinus 9
Now that's just silly, I say good riddance. :)
jojj351 12
the thing is, that's a tough way to fall in love, if you try to befriend first, you'll likely end up in the friendzone
jboy66645 8
Op better of w/o her
Suaria 38
well not necessarily. I'm also the type to befriend someone and then fall in love with them. Of course even then I don't say I love them until later on in the relationship mostly because I want to play it safe and don't want to get hurt if it turns out badly.
processengineer 9
tell the high maintenance bitty to hit the road is she wants you back
pattayarick 8
Your first girlfriend, I take it. It will get worse, doesn't matter who the next ones are.
ginawater19 13
I can't even remember one month or six month anniversary's. seriously, who gives a shit. If you're together looks like your doing fine to me! Girls are ******* wacked
worldclassrager 41
She is a bit too obsessive..even a month is a bit much...the way she is I don't think she'll come back...
pnutbutternjelly 15
dodged a bullet!