theish - 04/02/2011 14:08 Today, I noticed that after a month of using my gel, it never seems to empty. I then found out my older brother and his friends had been pumping their man-juice into it. FML 76 146 7 020
ewicsmelly - 29/12/2010 02:13 - United States Today, I kept finding ants crawling all over my face. After a while, I realized that they were all coming from my beard. I have had a population of ants living in my beard. FML 13 763 56 800
PicturePerfect - 02/03/2009 21:33 - Canada Today, I was walking when a man pointed a camera at me. I got bitchy about it, and said "Did I say you could take a picture?" He replied with, "No, but can you get the fuck out of the way so I can take one of my wife and kids?" I turned around, and they were right behind me. FML 167 1 026