Anonymous
United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me by putting a Post-it note on my locker that said, "Consider yourself dumped." FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
rplovez
Canada
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by covering my car with post-it notes that read "it's you not me." FML
Anonymous
Qu?bec, Canada
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me by taping a breakup note to my doorstep and ding-dong-ditching me. FML
Anonymous
Carrier pigeon
Today, I sent my girlfriend a nice "Good morning" text after I woke up. Then I found a paper note stuck to my bedroom door, in which she broke up with me. FML
Anonymous
Venezuela
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by spray-painting it on my locker. FML
thedancer5
Canada
Goodbye
Today, my boyfriend dumped me by writing a breakup note with permanent marker on my newly painted bedroom wall. FML
WTF
Plainfield, United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She later put on Facebook that, "Today was a great day!" FML
whysheheartless
United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. By making out with her new boyfriend in front of me. FML
loser
United States
Today, my fiancée broke up with me. Via a myspace message. While we were in the same apartment. FML
Anonymous
Napier, New Zealand
Today, my girlfriend sent her new boyfriend over to my place to break up with me for her. FML
Anonymous
Know your worth
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, because I was apparently "too good" for her. FML
Top comments
Rico_Mal1116 0
Wow, that was low. Write her a post-it note saying "consider your self unworthy."
EvilDoll 7
at least the sticky note will stick by you
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Comments (196)
davek 36
Leave her a note that says 'consider your n00dz posted on /b/'.
mybuddywiglaf 0
next time you she her, give her a nice **** punt.
trina56 0
omgee thats kinda mest up y couldnt she do that in person ?
tpiper2852 0
sounds like a real winner...
BGoodRBCareful 5
Consider the post-it note a billboard to the world of what a b*tch this girl is. You may have liked her, but you were obviously out of her league.
redfaction 0
its okay dude.. when you walk by her just say..." hello, I heard you ****** some 87 yr old guy for 20$ so you could get cocaine for your addiction" in front of friends or family. lol that will raise some hell.
Pupusaboy08 1
Get w/ one of her friends :)
melbourne_eve 0
Lola u got owned
awesoneness23 0
how did you know it was her?
hzlzkgzkgzchxuxh 3
do the same thing except all over her car, i mean cover her car, if no car do it on her locker