Anonymous
United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me by putting a Post-it note on my locker that said, "Consider yourself dumped." FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
rplovez
Canada
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by covering my car with post-it notes that read "it's you not me." FML
Anonymous
Qu?bec, Canada
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me by taping a breakup note to my doorstep and ding-dong-ditching me. FML
Anonymous
Carrier pigeon
Today, I sent my girlfriend a nice "Good morning" text after I woke up. Then I found a paper note stuck to my bedroom door, in which she broke up with me. FML
Anonymous
Venezuela
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by spray-painting it on my locker. FML
thedancer5
Canada
Goodbye
Today, my boyfriend dumped me by writing a breakup note with permanent marker on my newly painted bedroom wall. FML
WTF
Plainfield, United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She later put on Facebook that, "Today was a great day!" FML
whysheheartless
United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. By making out with her new boyfriend in front of me. FML
loser
United States
Today, my fiancée broke up with me. Via a myspace message. While we were in the same apartment. FML
Anonymous
Napier, New Zealand
Today, my girlfriend sent her new boyfriend over to my place to break up with me for her. FML
Anonymous
Know your worth
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, because I was apparently "too good" for her. FML
Top comments
Rico_Mal1116 0
Wow, that was low. Write her a post-it note saying "consider your self unworthy."
EvilDoll 7
at least the sticky note will stick by you
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Comments (196)
tessamoodle 2
um yea......if I know anything it's that if she said consider yourself dumped it's obvious that you did something wrong...... u can tell by the way she said it. : /
ninidunut 0
your lucky, my boyfriend dumped me by writing "we're over" on a eraser and putting it in my locker.. lol.
pippacrawford 4
Sounds like there's more to this story...what did you do to piss her off so badly OP?
brkawy7 0
At least you didn't have to listen to it!
WhatIsMyLife1997 4
Come on, what did you do? That would not come unprovoked ya cheeky bugger...
NicciJ87 10
awwww roast!!!! thats f***ked up. u must have deserved that lol
Capt_Colorz 8
Write on hers "consider yourself a bitch"
Lystune42 8
On behalf of all women who aren't giant bitches, I am truly sorry. That is a horrible way to be treated by anyone, I hope the next woman you go out with is a much higher quality member of my gender.
aukaylaheath 16
What a bitch move.
sebasrodriguez15 7
California is filled with pricks.