Today, my girlfriend broke up with me by putting a Post-it note on my locker that said, "Consider yourself dumped." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by covering my car with post-it notes that read "it's you not me." FML
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me by taping a breakup note to my doorstep and ding-dong-ditching me. FML
Carrier pigeon
Today, I sent my girlfriend a nice "Good morning" text after I woke up. Then I found a paper note stuck to my bedroom door, in which she broke up with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by spray-painting it on my locker. FML
Goodbye
Today, my boyfriend dumped me by writing a breakup note with permanent marker on my newly painted bedroom wall. FML
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Today, my fiancée broke up with me. Via a myspace message. While we were in the same apartment. FML
Today, my girlfriend sent her new boyfriend over to my place to break up with me for her. FML
Know your worth
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, because I was apparently "too good" for her. FML
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Rico_Mal1116 0
Wow, that was low. Write her a post-it note saying "consider your self unworthy."
EvilDoll 7
at least the sticky note will stick by you
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Comments (196)
Skatejock21 0
Dang dude. That really sucks! But don't take it personally, that's the last thing you want to do. I've been married for 18 years, and I went through a lot of break ups, and the reality is, if they are willing to break up with you, they clearly aren't meant for you. Move on. You will have to go through a lot more airheads and morons to find the one girl that is right for you. When people date, the perception of dating shouldn't be perceived as being serious right away, go on some casual dates more often with a group, play board games and order pizza, those are always the best ways to find the right girl, and break ups wont be as harsh.
DealsOnWheels 0
Coooold bloooooded Lol
DaniBee420 6
ouch! sounds like that one episode of Sex & the City
mikex31 4
at least she didnt break up with over a txt she had time to go to ur locker
emmas03 0
okay, what did you do.
lisha88 1
wow that's new I never heard that before
lollipop143 0
aww!! well shes a meany head so forget her!!
Brettersson 0
thats sounds like something out of a shitty sitcom
ChristinaLove138 0
lol Beats Txting It To You xD Its Called Sticky-Dumped
tinytadpole95 0
So no one has asked so i will. Did you cheat or something?