Anonymous
United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me by putting a Post-it note on my locker that said, "Consider yourself dumped." FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
rplovez
Canada
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by covering my car with post-it notes that read "it's you not me." FML
Anonymous
Qu?bec, Canada
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me by taping a breakup note to my doorstep and ding-dong-ditching me. FML
Anonymous
Carrier pigeon
Today, I sent my girlfriend a nice "Good morning" text after I woke up. Then I found a paper note stuck to my bedroom door, in which she broke up with me. FML
Anonymous
Venezuela
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by spray-painting it on my locker. FML
thedancer5
Canada
Goodbye
Today, my boyfriend dumped me by writing a breakup note with permanent marker on my newly painted bedroom wall. FML
WTF
Plainfield, United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She later put on Facebook that, "Today was a great day!" FML
whysheheartless
United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. By making out with her new boyfriend in front of me. FML
loser
United States
Today, my fiancée broke up with me. Via a myspace message. While we were in the same apartment. FML
Anonymous
Napier, New Zealand
Today, my girlfriend sent her new boyfriend over to my place to break up with me for her. FML
Anonymous
Know your worth
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, because I was apparently "too good" for her. FML
Top comments
Rico_Mal1116 0
Wow, that was low. Write her a post-it note saying "consider your self unworthy."
EvilDoll 7
at least the sticky note will stick by you
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Comments (196)
joselyn146 0
10-you watched Lizzie McGuire tooo???!!!! ;D
Vagrarian 2
Put a post-it on her locker saying, "I consider myself better off without you. Thanks for setting me free!" Because you ARE better off without someone who treats anyone else that way.
softballdance88 0
are you sure it was her handwriting? it could have been fake.
softballdance88 0
wait- you're still in school? and today's Sunday....
brad036 0
sometimes it takes a few days for these things to get posted.
demetrius19 7
bahahaha wow
danz123 7
Stick a picture of her by the locker, and write underneath on a note that says: 'Shag, marry or kill? By the way, shag is off the menu with this bitch.'
jmorin 0
leave one on her locker that says "consider yourself infected " hahahahaha
DealsOnWheels 0
Coooold bloooooded Lol
IloveyouJon 11
what an ass!
mhards14 0
haha sucks.....you're still in school